Shamus + booze + air hockey = Shamus being bad at air hockey

[lordshamus]

Tonight, after work, where Stacey abused me horribly, I went to see my dear old friends from the sterling years of my far-flung youth. We met at the little Mexican joint down the street from my work, and we had nachos and became severely impaired. [REDACTED

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[naj]

No need to worry, Shamus, all is going quite smoothly so far. But enough about that, let's get down to what's *really* important: Pirates. Specifically, are they cute? And do they like Pina Colladas? It is very important that you answer these questions by mailing me a piece of pink, heart-shaped paper, with the questions upon them and yes or no boxes to let me know in the positive or negative. Gods but I love you, Penny Arcade *_*

Oyasumi ne!