Comments | lordshamus: Everyone in PETA should get a terminal illness

lordshamus

Everyone in PETA should get a terminal illness

Feb 15, 2004 11:47

Hello, eggs. This morning I want to talk to you about a great injustice that has befallen me. On Friday, at approximately 11:07pm, I, Shamus Mahan, dealt with a personal tragedy of hitherto unmatched proportions, when, contrary to all sense of justice and equity in the universe, I failed to become a multi-millionaire. And I bought, like, twenty- ( Read more... )

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alex_jon February 15 2004, 09:01:14 UTC

What's the gay part? The fact they're playing bloody checkers?

HOPE YOU HAVE FUN AT ANIME BOSTON IF YOU GO. My vulva is cheering you on!

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Re: SHAMUS! alex_jon February 15 2004, 09:10:30 UTC

What's so amazing about the amazing wally?

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Re: SHAMUS! alex_jon February 15 2004, 13:22:47 UTC

What is the great mystery of spaceWALLY?

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Checkers no Gay .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA negativeq February 15 2004, 11:49:33 UTC

The BEST description EVER!

russetm February 15 2004, 14:43:36 UTC

The explanation better come with the most heart felt sucking up groveling appology ever, deleivered by you laying prostate before me wipmpering for my forgivness. Because I'm not contacting you again untill I have an acceptable apology. I missed my damn sociology class because of you. You could have had the conciteration to call me. Because IF I KNEW YOU WEREN"T COMING I COULD HAVE GOTTEN ANOTHER RIDE! I trusted you. And once again you proved that any faith I put in you is for naught.

naj February 15 2004, 16:12:14 UTC

"I mean besides the obvious (golden hats), what do you guys think I would have done with that kind of coin?"

I'm guessing buy swords. Lots of swords. And, perhaps, a time machine, so you can travel back into the past and procure lots of vintage swords. Oh!, and a rocket car made out of platinum, naturally.