You may all stay home from work today!

[lordshamus]

That's right! I give you all permission to call in to work, to commemorate the occasion of my ascension to the mortal plane. As of two hours ago, it is now officially the most awesome day of the year, my riggity-rockin' birthday. Presents will be accepted for the next month or so, to accommodate those of you who may need to ship them in large

Comments

HUZZAH!!!

[ex_wally657]

Happy birthyday to you old pile of car parts!

[tacohime]

Hey there Mr. Mahan
Happy fuckin' Birthday!

I am staying home from work today, too! How crazy!

Happy Birthday!

[princesskhyron]

But one has to wonder where you were before you "ascended to the mortal plane"?

Scary.

Okay, I did.

[pdelahanty]

I called in to work to tell them, "I'm commemorating the occasion of Shamus's ascension to the mortal plane."
"Um...okay. You're still coming in, right?"
"Yeah."
"..."
"What?"
"Freak."

[periwinklturtle]

Happy Birthday, Shamus! :-)