I love this. I'm in my apartment, and I am using a computer, snd the computer is MINE. And the best part is that the computer BLASTS YOUR NUTS OFF. Figuratively, I mean. I would be less happy if it actually came with a vicious-but-high-end nut-removing feature. I hear those new iMacs have a feature like that, but nobody who buys one has testicles ( Read more... )

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I wish I could punch myself across non-localized instances of space-time.

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Man oh manesciewicz, this thing is ghastly.

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Boy, am I ever glad I grew out of this...

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Jesus, how awful was I when I was a kid? Jesus Christ....

bah...

just got home...

too many idiots wanted videos today....hate all customers...many murder fantasies....

must...sleep....images of murder...much clearer in dreams...

Mmmmmm, laying in bed on Sunday is best.

Why did I get up *out* of bed just to tell you?

Mystery.

Also, thanks to everyone for the outpouring of support about my, um, issue last time. You guys were very helpful, and things are much more agreeable now. Except for Hat Fag, but that's another story for another day. ^_^