lordshamus

True Story

lordshamus Aug 10, 2005 14:49

I needed to get the exact wording for Murphy's Law, so I googled it. My browser froze and my computer crashed as soon as I hit "enter".

How awesome is that? ^_^

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lordshamus Jul 16, 2005 19:28

So yeah; I just thought you all should know that a couple hours ago I finished the new Harry Potter. You know, just in case somebody momentarily forgot that I am a irredeemable dork-lord.

Dr. Iron Dick is NOT WORK SAFE!!! (text only)

lordshamus Jun 23, 2005 11:14

Hello ( Read more... )

Venerable Elder

lordshamus Jun 13, 2005 11:01

Hello, smurflings. As of RIGHT NOW, I am a quarter century old. Ugh. Old-ness. Birthdays aren't as rad as they were when we were kids, are they? This year I won't even have a clown ( Read more... )

CLEAR YOUR CALENDERS AND GET OUT YOUR CHECK BOOKS!!!!

lordshamus Jun 03, 2005 23:44

Hello, my sweet little berry tortelettes ( Read more... )

WOW! LIVEJOURNAL POLL!!!

lordshamus May 27, 2005 10:19

Here. Have a livejournal poll ( Read more... )

OMG CHACELLOR PALAOTEEEN IS DARK INSIDEOUS!!!!!! SPOLAR WARNINGS!!!!!!!

lordshamus May 19, 2005 14:41

Ha ha. Seriously though, I would never be a dick and post a real-time spoiler, like for example how Padme dies at the end. Ha ha, fuckers ( Read more... )

edutainment

I decided that in case I am instantly rendered comatose and brain-dead by accidentally watching Pro Wrestling or Survivor, I should have one of those trendy "living wills" that the kids are all on about this month. I will post it forthwith ( Read more... )

I lost my frog

lordshamus Apr 03, 2005 13:36

if I looking for frog

him name is hopkin green frog

I lost my frog

329-3228

love,
terry

P.S. i'll find my frog

who took my frog
who found my frog

2012 15th AVE Seattle

ADV Strikes Back

lordshamus Mar 28, 2005 19:25

A quote you may have already read ( Read more... )