Resume for you!
I had an iteresting idea today while roofing.
What if everytime you went out to meet girls or guys you had to bring a resume and referrals about yourself that were all brutally honest.
The kind of thing that you had no control over at all and told them exactly who and what you are.
For guys something like:
Hi, I'm Walter- I'm a Cancer and a huge mama's boy. I've got a shitload of emotional baggage from my last several relationships and have dependancy issues. Sometimes when I'm alone at home I like to wear women's underwear and pretend I'm Audrey Hepburn. My last several relationships were taxing on my mental state and I'll probably be in a institution before too long. If we date you'll be stuck hearing about my woes 24/7 and have to cater to my flightly emotional state. I secretly love N'sync and wish I could be part of the band so that I'd actually have friends. If we ever have sex I'll become so attatched to you you'll need a restraining order.
Or:
My name is Steve, I'm a Leo who loves attention of any sort. I was a big loser in high school and am trying to make up for it now by treating women like shit to attempt to get back at those who rejected me in High School. My last 3 relationships never made it past a week because of my instability and angst towards all of womankind- mostly thanks to a deep seeded Oedipus complex that I won't admit to. I drive a porsche to make up for my small cock and tell amazing stories about myself to make me feel better about who I am. If you go out with me you'll most likely hate my guts after several dates. After we've finally had sex I'll become emotionally distant and won't have the same views I had previously.
Or Even:
Hello, I'm Mark- I'm a Aquarius who was on the high school football team. I'm macho and tough about everything. I've got latent homosexual urges that I cover up by telling alot of gay jokes and making fun of gay men I see. My last several girlfriends had as little in their heads as I did, except for the one night stand I had the other night who turned out to be a man. I beat him up for making me feel like that about a man, and now I have to go to court. I drive a huge truck and talk about my cock alot. I like to fart and watch sports. I try not to have an emotional side at all, but secretly wanted to cry when I saw Steel Magnolias by myself one time.
For ladies something like:
My name is Wendy- I'm a capricorn who never got past the fact that I was a cheerleader in high school. I think that I'm better than most people and have an aloof nature that will make you want to throttle me constantly. If you go out with me I'll ignore you constantly to talk to hotter guy's and only come back to ask for money and drinks. I'm a big leech who will suck you dry while leading you on and hinting that I'm great in bed, even though you'll actually never get with me. But I will sleep with your good looking friends and laugh at you about it after we break up.
Or:
My name is Jen and I'm a bi-polar Scorpio who loves to think I'm deeper than I really am. My mood changes are constant and drastic and leave you in the dust if you try to give me emotional support. My last several relationships were with fairly distant men that I thought I could change. I love fuzzy animals and always seek approval for what I do. My self-concious nature makes me always paranoid that you are looking at other girls and cheating on me.
Those are all I got. I think it would be awesome if everyone had to do that- let people see who you are exactly before they jump into a relationship. It would definatly save alot of trouble. Of course in the examples I only listed bad qualities, mostly for comidic value, but it would also list good things too.
That's it, later.