we didnt light it but we tried to fight it

Feb 23, 2003 12:00

Use your locks, even when you're home. Get in the habit of keeping doors and windows locked all the time. Although many intruders will steer clear of occupied houses, don't bet your family's safety on it. be paraniod ALL of the time. dont think that because its noon on a summer day that you shouldn't be perpetually scared.Vary your routine. If ( Read more... )

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boondockuspsd February 23 2003, 11:36:47 UTC
The tips above are good ones. The fact that we live in Shrewsbury makes it seem like a joke, however, I've known people who've been stolen from. It happens more in communities with less money. The less money, the more robbery, contrary to what some might think.(yes this makes Home Alone look bullshit)

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bendtosquares February 24 2003, 16:37:35 UTC
hahahhaha dude i bet he is "gaming"

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bendtosquares February 24 2003, 16:39:31 UTC
his mom just bought him AlgebraBlaster 3.0 , and shes letting him play on the computer for 20 minutes (his daily limit). He's also extremely excited because while his mom wasn't looking, he downloaded Instant Messenger to talk to...get this..> GIRLS... oh man, i bet his mom would be sooo pissed! Too bad he can't talk on AIM longer because his AOL 5 free hours are almost up.

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bendtosquares February 24 2003, 16:42:58 UTC
now his mom just beat the shit out of him because him installing AIM took up too much of their 120 gig HDs space. that's probably because shes a dumb bitch like all other middle aged upperclass white denizen women

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oasis_bassist February 24 2003, 17:19:46 UTC
naw dude, just LOOK at the kid. you know he's like at man-meat.com (or barnyard-bitches.com) popping one off in his trendy Jean shorts.

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ilikeprehistory February 24 2003, 17:54:34 UTC
that really is a fucked up list...where'd you get it? it sounds like something oprah would say...trust no one, how sad

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Re: lordsnaga February 24 2003, 19:13:57 UTC
MSN. they have awesome stuff like this all the time messing everyones lives up and stuff

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boondockuspsd February 24 2003, 19:48:53 UTC
hahah on second thought he looks a lot like kirk lane from the profile. Haha, kirk lane used to play DELTA FORCE in single player mode with his headset on. The computer would be like, " OK DELTA 249er! Tango at my G16!" he would then give an enthused, "ROGER THAT ALPHABASE!" I thought this was strange since the game clearly couldnt understand his verbal responses. This became even more evident when I found the plug end to his headset wasn't even plugged in. When I called it on him he was like, "haha I know, it just makes me feel elite!".......crazy fuckin canook.......ps: CANADA RULEZ BLAZE 4 EVA! lolololpwnpwaxkthxg2gbi!!!

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Re: lordsnaga February 25 2003, 11:29:10 UTC
what a cantadian.

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