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[lordsnaga]

so i was on a treadmill today. ive never jogged on a treadmill before, it just seems wrong. when im running along on a street or something, its constantly changing, but on this piece of moving machine, i was staying in relatively the same spot for a mile. when i got off, and stood on the ground, my whole person was moving forward, but i wasnt

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[kapthowdy]

HAHAHSDF;AHHAAHHAHAHAHA OMGOMGOMGOGMGOM

okay so like, a few weeks ago, i was on the tredz in the plex here, and iwas rocking out tolike...i don't know probably like the smiths or something ic an't remember WAIT IJUST REMEMBERED it was new order and like i was also eating nutter butters and reading while doing this. i thinkiwas going like 4.6mph so it wasn't like that big of a deal but then this dude im friends with comes up behind me and turns off my machine for the emergency stop and i RAN INTO THE BAR BECAUSE IT STOPPED SHORT AND I DIDN'T KNOWAK;SFJ;ASLDJFALKFJD

i had a bar-shaped bruise on my stomach for like three days afterward. i told everyone i got into an alley fight and a thug hit me with a crowbar!

ps - no one believed me. fuck.

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[lordsnaga]

hahahahah oh man you call it a plex thats right. i'd believe the crowbar story if you reached back like a pimp and slapped that hoe after he hit you though.