i believe if it were only allowed on one day, it would have to be a sunday. in my eyes, for that, sunday would be the most correct day of the week. think about it.

i cannot tell you if you do not know.

Is your wife hiding money?

a link on MSN. and right under it, a link to the BMW Z8. but this picture was on the page

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i come up to a 4way and stop 1 second before a soccer mom stops to the stop sign on my left. if you remember the ol road test ( Read more... )

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empty your mind. be formless. shapeless. like water. now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. now water can flow, or it can crash. be water my friend.

i woke up early because i smelled french toast. oh wait i mean freedom toast. haha haters.

wrinkle drug approved.

to accept is not taught anywhere you look. people get old and die.
what is taught? look older when you're young. look younger when you're old.
use this wrinkle stopping drug to look younger.
old ladies with lots of money will be happy. im glad if they are.

Once in Ayabe, when O Sensei was perhaps fifty years of age, he was visited by a very accomplished kendo master. Anxious to test himself and to prove a point, the kendo master challenged O Sensei. They walked into the garden together, the kendo master carrying his kitana, O Sensei empty handed. The sun flashed off the brightly polished steel as the ( Read more... )

well i was looking through my 'Links' saved up on the ol IE and this came up. i dont know.

sent on Friday Feb 14th to my email

hey, is this you?

from "Geoff Vreeken" 4 days later on the 18th, from the same person. Subject: steve ( Read more... )