Last night we were in bed talking before sleep. Pete has an awkward smile on his face ( Read more... )

Heather: stupid conclusion
write it for me
me: ok
The End
Heather: that's award winning right there
me: Conclusion: The End
Heather: period

Here's me and Antonio going fishing, I'm wearing my Frog Shirt and Antonio is wearing his Toad Shirt. We are the best of friends.

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If you ask someone to draw a picture of themselves, and that person owns a cat, they will INVARIABLY draw themselves with the cat in some way. It is a fact.

Dog owners don't do this.

From my buddy windgates !!


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www.cnn.com/2008/US/12/02/terror.report/index.html

"The consequences of a biological attack are almost beyond comprehension. It would be 9/11 times 10 or a hundred in terms of the number of people who would be killed," former Sen. Bob Graham said.


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I like sending system messages to all users on terminal server sessions beginning with the words GREETINGS HUMAN.

I'm a pretty good network administrator. I have fun when I can.

Thank you, Catherine, from the bottom of my small cold heart for introducing me to this site. It is a site about bad cakes.

Cake Wrecks
(There are a bunch of pages, one for each month)

My all time favorite:

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Holy shit, I just got this Email - totally unsolicited, completely out of the blue. I've never spoken with Mike's now-wife, and haven't spoken with him in well over a year ( Read more... )

It's a telling sign of your profession when you start singing "Lock the Taskbar" to the tune of "Rock the Casbah"

How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed