I'll write my mother and ask her. It'll probably be a yes though, I don't see the point in asking. Oh? Some git? Who? You should tell me.
Actually, you wouldn't believe this but someone asked me today, at the beginning of class. My day had already started bad because Colin, that jerk, made a book fall on my head. Lo and behold, I walk into Defense Against the Dark Arts and I get hit in the shoulder by yet another flying book. Stupid new professor.
Yay! I'm happy that you'll come and visit... you know how much I cannot stand my family. It will be nice to have a distraction.
Um, it was no one special. Just some foolish boy who has never danced before. Pathetic, right?
Colin is an arse, I don't know why he treats people like that. Although he isn't quite as bad as he seems. I hope your head and shoulder are ok? Books can kill, ya know. ;)
But you got a date! Who is this lucky fellow? And you said yes? Good for you. Any costume ideas?
And yes, Lucas Longshore himself. I find it funny that he's even going to the damn thing. But he has to stalk Colin to make sure he doesn't mack on Sam. As if. That kid hasn't ever made a move on a girl, its highly unlikely he would start anytime soon...
And of course, anything to escape being alone with my mother is of course welcome. She merely gets crazier by the day. Last owl she sent me was about my choice in hair ribbons and how they will affect my social graces for the rest of my life. Honestly.
Very pathetic.
Books can kill. That's why I threw one back at him, but unfortunately my labor was fruitless.
And he is that bad.
Maddox. Do you know him? Well he's in Ravenclaw and I was totally shocked that he asked me, completely out of the blue.
2 November, shortly after 3 AMcaer_forelinJanuary 2 2006, 07:44:25 UTC
A plain brown school owl flies up to Lorelai and delivers the following message, written in unidentifiable block letters and sealed with a strangely cracking black wax that hisses when broken.
DEAR LORELAI WELLINGTON,
YOU ARE INVITED TO A SECRET MEETING IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT ON NOVEMBER 2nd AT 8:30 PM. DO NOT ARRIVE EARLIER THAN 8:25. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DISGUISE YOURSELF SO NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU - THIS INCLUDES VOICE CHANGING.
THIS MESSAGE BEARS THE UTMOST REQUIREMENT OF SECRECY - YOU ARE HEREBY BOUND TO KEEP THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST IN CONFIDENCE. YOU MAY NOT SHARE WHAT YOU READ HERE.
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR PRESENCE TONIGHT.
The message is unsigned and, once read seven times, the parchment disappears in a puff of silvery smoke. Any attempts to speak of the contents of the letter with anyone result in the emission of a very high pitched, very loud whine from Lorelai's mouth, and to everyone except Lorelai, the page is blank.
Friday, 18 November, Evening Owl Postcaer_forelinFebruary 28 2006, 19:33:26 UTC
(written on neatly folded parchment sealed with apparently cracked wax)
DEAR LORELAI WELLINGTON
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A MEETING OF SPECIAL INTEREST. ON TUESDAY, 22 NOVEMBER, 8 PM, IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT, WE RESPECTFULLY REQUEST THAT YOU PRESENT YOURSELF. PLEASE COME DISGUISED AND UNRECOGNIZABLE (THIS INCLUDES VOICE ALTERATION). DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INFORM ANYONE OF THIS INVITATION, OR ATTEMPT TO BRING ANYONE WITH YOU - THEY WILL NOT BE WELCOME.
IT DISPLEASES US THAT YOU IGNORED OUR FIRST REQUEST. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS ONE - OUR INTEREST MEETINGS ARE HARMLESS, AND WE TRULY DO REQUIRE YOUR PERSON IN ATTENDANCE.
WE WISH TO THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR PLEASANT COMPANY, AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE.
Comments 8
Reply
I'll write my mother and ask her. It'll probably be a yes though, I don't see the point in asking. Oh? Some git? Who? You should tell me.
Actually, you wouldn't believe this but someone asked me today, at the beginning of class. My day had already started bad because Colin, that jerk, made a book fall on my head. Lo and behold, I walk into Defense Against the Dark Arts and I get hit in the shoulder by yet another flying book. Stupid new professor.
Oh? Lucas is taking you?
Colin isn't worth it anyways. Insufferable he is.
-Lorelai
Reply
Yay! I'm happy that you'll come and visit... you know how much I cannot stand my family. It will be nice to have a distraction.
Um, it was no one special. Just some foolish boy who has never danced before. Pathetic, right?
Colin is an arse, I don't know why he treats people like that. Although he isn't quite as bad as he seems. I hope your head and shoulder are ok? Books can kill, ya know. ;)
But you got a date! Who is this lucky fellow? And you said yes? Good for you. Any costume ideas?
And yes, Lucas Longshore himself. I find it funny that he's even going to the damn thing. But he has to stalk Colin to make sure he doesn't mack on Sam. As if. That kid hasn't ever made a move on a girl, its highly unlikely he would start anytime soon...
-Mackenzie
Reply
And of course, anything to escape being alone with my mother is of course welcome. She merely gets crazier by the day. Last owl she sent me was about my choice in hair ribbons and how they will affect my social graces for the rest of my life. Honestly.
Very pathetic.
Books can kill. That's why I threw one back at him, but unfortunately my labor was fruitless.
And he is that bad.
Maddox. Do you know him? Well he's in Ravenclaw and I was totally shocked that he asked me, completely out of the blue.
I wouldn't doubt that Kenzie.
-Lorelai
Reply
DEAR LORELAI WELLINGTON,
YOU ARE INVITED TO A SECRET MEETING IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT ON NOVEMBER 2nd AT 8:30 PM. DO NOT ARRIVE EARLIER THAN 8:25. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DISGUISE YOURSELF SO NO ONE WILL RECOGNIZE YOU - THIS INCLUDES VOICE CHANGING.
THIS MESSAGE BEARS THE UTMOST REQUIREMENT OF SECRECY - YOU ARE HEREBY BOUND TO KEEP THE CONTENTS OF THIS POST IN CONFIDENCE. YOU MAY NOT SHARE WHAT YOU READ HERE.
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR PRESENCE TONIGHT.
The message is unsigned and, once read seven times, the parchment disappears in a puff of silvery smoke. Any attempts to speak of the contents of the letter with anyone result in the emission of a very high pitched, very loud whine from Lorelai's mouth, and to everyone except Lorelai, the page is blank.
Reply
DEAR LORELAI WELLINGTON
YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A MEETING OF SPECIAL INTEREST. ON TUESDAY, 22 NOVEMBER, 8 PM, IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT, WE RESPECTFULLY REQUEST THAT YOU PRESENT YOURSELF. PLEASE COME DISGUISED AND UNRECOGNIZABLE (THIS INCLUDES VOICE ALTERATION). DO NOT ATTEMPT TO INFORM ANYONE OF THIS INVITATION, OR ATTEMPT TO BRING ANYONE WITH YOU - THEY WILL NOT BE WELCOME.
IT DISPLEASES US THAT YOU IGNORED OUR FIRST REQUEST. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS ONE - OUR INTEREST MEETINGS ARE HARMLESS, AND WE TRULY DO REQUIRE YOUR PERSON IN ATTENDANCE.
WE WISH TO THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR PLEASANT COMPANY, AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE.
(unsigned)
Reply
YOU ARE AWESOMELY BITCHY.
Love, Raina
Reply
BOYKO PHOBOS
He's a 5th year Hufflepuff who has known to wear capes, headbands and other weird clothing. We used to think he was harmless, but we were wrong.
Last Thursday night, he kidnapped and tied a female student up.
Please, be careful if you're around him. He's dangerous! And a pervy stalker, too!
Reply
Leave a comment