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[lorelei_o]

Triathlon suits are the most unflattering clothes in the history of clothes.

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[mactavish]

Does this mean we aren't getting pics?

[lorelei_o]

Maybe from the neck up....

[catku]

worse than men in speedos? i think that' is FAR worse...
are you using a unitard style?

[lorelei_o]

No - I actually think the unitard might be more flattering because there wouldn't be this massive PINCH in the fat around the middle. But there is the possibility that I might want to use the facilities during the race (it's going to take me at least 2.5 hours), so I went for the two piece. And in order to get some more support for my always-in-search-of-loadbearing-wall bosom, I had to get the top really snug.

It's not uncomfortable...just UGLY.

[gonzostar]

And then the running race photo makes it worse! Jiggly bits go airborne!

[lorelei_o]

Well that's just spiffy. Like I needed help to look WORSE.

[gonzostar]

hehehehe. it's won't be so bad. i'm sure you look way more fabulous than you think, plus you'll be so proud of yourself that the photos will just show your awesomeness and nothing else.