Thanks Stan!
The First set of Questions
1. What is your Chinese Zodiac? SNAKE
2. Where is your butter? Table
3. What is the best Lucky Charms marshmallow? PURPLE HORSESHOES
4. Devo? I love the hats
5. What was your gross income for 2004? Gross, it got better
6. Dog or Cat? Dog
7. Hotel or Motel? HOTEL
8. Why do all people like blue? Something soothing on the eyes because of the wave length
9. Pie or cake? CAKE
10. How much is your rent? 650
11. Why won't God give me a new computer? She gave me one instead
12. Where do you buy groceries? Jubilee Foods
13. Sushi? Yes please, I think I am having withdrawl symptoms
14. Name of your high school sweetheart? I had a high school sweetheart? Where did he go?
15. Who was the last person to give you the finger? Probably Don
16. Toronto or Montreal? TORONTO
17. Morrissey? I like to wallow in sorrow sometimes
18. What are you eating? Soy energy mix
19. Last thing you did with a relative? Dropped her off at the airport
20. Who let the dogs out? Hopefully Don did or else he’s got presents to deal with
21. Why did I ask #20? Because you like the song
22. Best science? Physics, it explains why my cells stay together
23. What is the one thing people say about you the most? Shauna who? Have I met you before?
24. 19 or 20? 20
25. What do you watch on TV? Lately anything I can catch
26. Sweet or Salty? SALTY all the way!
27. How do you feel about paper clips? Most of the time they work, and unlike staples they never bind
28. Who do you have a picture of on your desk? Alex, more Alex, more Alex
29. Children? So far one
30. Do you eat breakfast? yes
31. Drink of choice? Diet Pepsi or hard cider
32. Middle name? I’ve got 2 right now, I am hoping to get back down to 1 though soon.
33. Middle child? Nope, Oldest
34. Inseam? Good question
35. Funniest comic? I have never read a funny one
36. Why do you look like Mean Dave? I am very good at makeup effects
37. Are you 32? Not for a little while
38. What movie should I rent? Life Aquatic
39. Accounting will pay for my eyeglasses, right? It depends on how good you are at fooling the system.
40. What do you quote the most? Movies
41. What was the last book you read? Secret Life of Bees
42. Is it warm there? yeah
43. Friday or Saturday? Saturday
44. Are you scared yet? NO
45. Do you bite your fingernails? No not really
46. How old are the shoes you're wearing? 2 months
47. Can you speak Swedish? NO
48. Do you drink coffee with cream? YES
49. Do you smoke? Never
50. Where is Ed going? Who’s Ed? Is he cute?
The Second set of Fifty Questions
1. What is your keychain? A Geneseo carabeaner
2. Chocolate milk? About once a year
3. Uptown or downtown? DOWNTOWN
4. Girl friend or girlfriend? Well since I’m a girl I’ll just say Girl friend
5. What was your last dental work? Aug 2004
6. Have you ever broken a bone? NO
7. How long can you sustain a goldfish? I’ve never tried, too lazy
8. Steve Martin or Bill Murray? Steve
9. What is in your car, tape player or CD player? CD
10. Do you like your job? Well I like it in theory
11. How are you doing today? Amazingly awake for 2 hours of sleep
12. What article of clothing do you wear and everyone hates? Not sure, I should ask around about that one
13. Are you a good liar? When I need to be, I am also good at faking being a bad liar
14. What was the last thing you bought at (Target?)<--do you have those? What haven’t I bought at target lately, I guess the Gorillaz CD
15. Bikini or one piece? How about a tankini
16. Hair: long or short? Right now mine is short
17. Last time you got flowers sent to you? When Alex was born
18. Are you 30? Nope
19. Can you roll your tongue? Yes why do you want to know
20. Have you ironed anything lately? Not in a couple weeks
21. Who is your emergency contact? My mom, if she wasn’t she would panic
22. Can I call your emergency contact? If you want, then you can talk to Janet Jackson her secretary
23. What color is your couch? Butternut
24. Are you a Marxist? no
25. Who is your best friend? Teena
26. Worst song you heard on the radio? Country Music
27. Getting tired? NO
28. What do you think of me? Who is the you in this, then I’ll tell you what I think
29. What color is my hair? See question 28
30. Beatles? Yes please.
31. Mac or PC? PC
32. Haim or Feldman? I’ll have to draw a blank on this one.
33. Did you wash your hands? yeah
34. Oven mit or potholder? Potholder
35. What color is your shirt? Kinda a mix between a turquoise, I’m slightly blue green colorblind, so me describing this color is useless
36. 10-key? Most of the time
37. Love? Got some extra, I’ll take it
38. Have you ever been to Minnesota? Nope
39. Best chess piece? Bishop
40. How big is your bed? Queen
41. Why do I hate Johnston and Murphy? Good question, perhaps it stems from a childhood scar
42. Soup? Italian Wedding
43. Where do you want to be right now? In bed
44. Best cartoon? FAMILY GUY
45. Have you ever seen "After Hours"? Not for a while
46. How do you feel about houndstooth? I love it, but not as much as plaid
47. wpm? Not sure anymore.
48. Stripes or polka-dots? STRIPES
49. Did you cut your own hair? Yep, too lazy/cheap and impatient to wait this last time
50. Origami? Neat, but mostly useless
The Third set of Fifty Questions
1. Lenin or Stalin? LENIN
2. Are you even a little annoyed yet? NO
3. Should Mike move in this summer? Move in where?
4. Desert island: Food or company? Depends on the company
5. Hot or cold? COLD
6. What is the fist thing you do every morning? Try to remember my dreams
7. Did you forget to lock your car? I live in the middle of nowhere, but todat I locked it just for fun
8. Check or cash? Debit Card
9. How old is your wallet? 8 years old
10. Mass transit? Some places it’s great.
11. Does your bathroom have a color scheme? Blue
12. What is the best tasting m+m color? Any one with peanuts in them
13. Which goes first, zip or button? BUTTON
14. How much water do you drink in a day? Not any usually
15. What is Pascal's Wager? Hmmmm not sure
16. French? The country or the verb?
17. Moon or Sun? MOON
18. What time is your lunch break? When I want it to be. Any time between 11 and 2 for about an hour
19. I work 6pm to 3am. Is that ridiculous? For me yes, for you well..
20. Best rat pack member? Sammy
21. Coyote Ugly or Bring it On? Coyote Ugly
22. Do you know who Julie Christie is? Nope
23. Best vegetable? Corn
24. Kink? Where are you going with that one?
25. Goth? Thought about it once when most of my wardrobe was black from working in the theatre, but I don’t think I could have pulled it off.
26. Are you polite? Yes, especially when drunk
27. Best year of school? Kindegarten
28. Do you believe in ghosts? YES
29. Fishing? Just give me a boat and a lake, you can fish
30. What is business casual, really? It gets more casual every year.
31. Corndogs? About once a year
32. Tattoos? Still no, indecisiveness and tattoos don’t mix.
33. Shoe size? Anywhere between 6.5 and 7.5, why you buying?
34. Bike couriers? Around here, never
35. Do you wish you had a black car? no
36. Scabs? None
37. Can you tell I'm running out of ideas? Better than I did last night
38. Dilbert? Funny at times
39. Tinted Glasses? I could use some if I wore them at all.
40. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
41. How often do you wash your hair? Everyother day
42. How many rings before you answer the phone? It depends on whether I remembered to turn it off vibrate
43. Jogging? I suppose I should
44. Simpsons? Always a put a little smile on my face, but can only be taken in small doeses.
45. Lou Reed? Not a big fan
46. How many nights a week do you eat pizza? 0
47. Can you juggle? Tasks yes, balls not so much
48. Do you cry? Yes, but don’t tell anyone
49. Do you know what "hotdish" is? I’ll guess no
50. Am I getting an iMac? You’re a little late for that bandwagon
The Fourth set of Fifty Questions
1. Elvis Costello? And Burt Backarack
2. Ever seen bread in a can? I’ve only heard of it
3. Do you use styling products in your hair? Sometimes, I can be lazy
4. Do you think someone named Hank Die wears cowboy boots? No he’s dead
5. Last time you called in sick, were you faking it? Actually no, but next time I call in sick probably faking it.
6. Your catch phrase? Exactly
7. Ever heard of Rob Hawkins? no
8. Pink? She’s great
9. Best muppet? Waldorf
10. Best snack? Snyder’s Salt and Vinegar Potato chips
11. Science or religion? SCIENCE
13. Independent or codependent? Mostly independant
14. Football? No thanks
15. Science fair? Not where I came from
16. Worst disease? MS
17. Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI
18. How did you get a black eye? Must have fallen asleep and hit my head on my desk
19. What do you think my job title is? Bob’s understudy
20. Best ice cream? Piece of Cake by Perrys
21. Does your phone have a cord? The one at work does
22. Best swear word? Cunt
23. Did Nancy order lunch for me, too? Who’s Nancy and how can I get on the lunch list?
24. When was your last oil change? A week ago, at this rate I will need one 2 weeks from now
25. How do you feel about retail workers? Hey it’s better than working at Burger King
26. Are you a slob? Not too bad
27. Allergies? NONE
28. How many credit cards do you have? 3 I only use 1
29. Are you subversive? I’d like to think so, but not really
30. Do you have neat handwriting? It’s legible, but nothing to write home about
31. Boats? Can I have one?
32. Malt or milkshake? MILKSHAKE
33. Should I tape it shut for you? My milkshake, No I like them without tape
34. Most annoying noise? Don
35. Do you have 20/20 vision? So far
36. Mall of America? One of these days I’ll get there
37. Best coworker? Matt
38. When is accounting going to learn? After we are sold
39. Shower or bath? Depends on why I’m getting wet
40. Does size matter? See #39
41. Scones? Like Sushi I miss them too
42. Count Duckula or Danger Mouse? Danger mouse
43. What time is it right now? 10:49AM ET
44. Can you use Excel? YES, I’m an excel expert
45. Purple? Royal Purple
46. Do you like strawberries? YES
47. How do you face society with a black eye? Never tried
48. What do you think of me now? Depends on who the me is
49. Ever been to Norway? NO, I’m sure my sister will go there soon too.
50. Did you vote for Nader? No, but my vote still didn’t count
The Fifth set of Fifty Questions
1. Flying? When can I go?
2. Do you look good in hats? no
3. Meetings? Depends on who is in them
4. What does, "We need to talk" mean? Never really got that one, it would be nice to be on the receiving instead of the giving end of that.
5. Do you use the postage machine at work? No I finally got a better job
6. Are you ergonomically correct? I’m short and the company is cheap, the box under my desk works most of the time
7. Grape flavor? Kool-aid
8. Beavis or Butthead? BUTTHEAD
9. Can you dance? I’d like to think so
10. Do you have more guys friends than girl friends? Hmm Perhaps
11. Do you read your horoscope? Lately yes, it keeps my mind distracted
12. Do you find yourself getting dumped for the same reason every time? I’ve only been dumped once luckily, Hopefully that doesn’t happen again
13. Poetry? Most is crap
14. Video games? I like the old cheesy kind
15. When are you going to grow up? Define Grown Up. I will always want toys.
16. Uphill from here or downhill from here? Uphill 100%
17. What are you doing for your birthday? I’m going to Disney World (and that’s not a cliché)
18. Should I go to California? It’s nice
19. Contact cement or liquid nails? Liquid nails
20. Last time you were really upset? Upset like mad or upset like hurt. I don’t really keep track it comes and goes
21. Can I mail you something? I love mail!!
22. Where the hell is Brian? Oh I don’t know but is he cute?
23. Best feature? Hands
24. Soy milk? No, it has the consistency of drinking whole milk, also gross
25. Earthquakes? In my tummy
26. Do you have a theme? No but I’d like one if you can come up with something fun
27. Double joints? Not really
28. Best place to take a date? If they have one a Dave and Busters
29. What's worse: Papercut or hangnail? PAPERCUT!!!!!!!
30. Pente? Hat?
31. DC or Marvel? MARVEL
32. Why does my phone smell like play-dough? I’m not sure, but that is something I need to get from the store
33. Flour and water or paper mache mix? Flour and water, I never plan ahead with my paper mache projects
34. Favorite music? All depends on my mood
35. Best Kubrick film? Not sure
36. Kevin Smith? Don’t watch the special features he talks way too much
37. Best thing about being male? I wouldn’t know
38. Worst thing about being male? ditto
39. Mozart? Sometimes
40. Have you ever placed a personal ad, not as a joke? No
41. Have you ever answered a personal ad, not as a joke? no
42. Why are all the guys in the suite next door below avg. height? I’m not sure, but for some reason short guys aren’t my thing
44. Cheese? Havarti
45. Pager, Cellphones? CELLPHONE
46. You're 2 hours ahead PST, right? No 3, unless it’s one of those places that doesn’t follow daylight savings time
47. Can you sing? Not well
49. Dayquil or Nyquil? NyQUIL
50. Vegan? No but I know some
The Sixth set of Fifty Questions
1. Catholic? NO, they walk around feeling guilty all the time, what’s the point of that
2. Do you have sensitive teeth? yes
3. Last dream you remember? Hanging out with people from high school on some kind of camping trip
4. What toppings do you like on your pizza? No pineapple, but almost everything else
5. How much gasoline do you use per week? Well I’ve been trying to cut back.
6. Will you pick me up at the airport? Can I fly with you instead?
7. When do you do your laundry? When I feel like it
8. Fast food? Damn that Burger King
9. Eggs? Yep!
10. What is the most thoughtful gift you've gotten lately? I don’t think it was something tangible
11. Can you grow facial hair? Unfortunately some yes
12. Is this going to be on your webpage? It’s going to be in my journal
13. I like the band "Archers of Loaf". Is there something wrong with me? I don’t think there is a correlation there
14. What are you doing tonight? Making dessert for a party tomorrow
15. Musicals? Anything I can sing along with.
16. Are you left handed? no
17. Straight Edge? There is a time and place for everything
18. Tangerines? mmmm
19. Is it wrong to be excited about 40 degree weather? No, but it may be a little off this time of year
20. Horror movies? Most aren’t that great
21. Which sibling? OLDEST
22. Frisbee? Oooh I’d love to do that again
23. Guilty pleasure? Staying in the tub too long
24. Magazine? This Old House ( I know I’m a dork)
25. Last crisis? How to get to a phone for my sister to call the Netherlands.
26. Last thing you laughed at? Some joke Scott made earlier today.
27. Do you want to live alone? No but I would like to have some of my own private space.
28. When is your next vacation? October!!! Almost here I can smell it
29. Could I survive Rochester? It takes a specific kind of person
30. Best beat poet? None
31. What is really over rated about you? My sewing skills
32. Have you ever had a fake ID? NO
33. Tylenol or Advil? TYLENOL
34. Should I get a cat? If you have to ask, no
35. What should I name a cat? Jimminy Cricket
36. Where is Turlock, CA in relation to you? 3,000MILES+ WEST-SOUTHWEST
37. Last time you saw snow? June of this last year
38. Do you think I sound like someone in "Fargo"? Still on my list of movies to see
39. Why am I always the last to know about stuff? You don’t read your email promptly
40. How tall are you? 5’ 2.5” (at this height you count all you can get)
41. Where will you be in 10 years? Beats me.
42. How do you feel about getting lost? As long as I have no where I have to be it’s not bad
43. Peanut Butter or Jelly? PEANUT BUTTER
44. Have I asked you anything twice? I’m not counting
45. Packaging? Those blow up air bag things.
46. Do you have a lisp? NO
47. Theme parks? Canada’s Wonderland
48. Are you easily annoyed? By stupid people yes
49. Die Hard? Are they doing that again?
50. Are you sad that this is the last "50 Questions" Installment? Yes
1. What is your Chinese Zodiac? SNAKE
2. Where is your butter? Table
3. What is the best Lucky Charms marshmallow? PURPLE HORSESHOES
4. Devo? I love the hats
5. What was your gross income for 2004? Gross, it got better
6. Dog or Cat? Dog
7. Hotel or Motel? HOTEL
8. Why do all people like blue? Something soothing on the eyes because of the wave length
9. Pie or cake? CAKE
10. How much is your rent? 650
11. Why won't God give me a new computer? She gave me one instead
12. Where do you buy groceries? Jubilee Foods
13. Sushi? Yes please, I think I am having withdrawl symptoms
14. Name of your high school sweetheart? I had a high school sweetheart? Where did he go?
15. Who was the last person to give you the finger? Probably Don
16. Toronto or Montreal? TORONTO
17. Morrissey? I like to wallow in sorrow sometimes
18. What are you eating? Soy energy mix
19. Last thing you did with a relative? Dropped her off at the airport
20. Who let the dogs out? Hopefully Don did or else he’s got presents to deal with
21. Why did I ask #20? Because you like the song
22. Best science? Physics, it explains why my cells stay together
23. What is the one thing people say about you the most? Shauna who? Have I met you before?
24. 19 or 20? 20
25. What do you watch on TV? Lately anything I can catch
26. Sweet or Salty? SALTY all the way!
27. How do you feel about paper clips? Most of the time they work, and unlike staples they never bind
28. Who do you have a picture of on your desk? Alex, more Alex, more Alex
29. Children? So far one
30. Do you eat breakfast? yes
31. Drink of choice? Diet Pepsi or hard cider
32. Middle name? I’ve got 2 right now, I am hoping to get back down to 1 though soon.
33. Middle child? Nope, Oldest
34. Inseam? Good question
35. Funniest comic? I have never read a funny one
36. Why do you look like Mean Dave? I am very good at makeup effects
37. Are you 32? Not for a little while
38. What movie should I rent? Life Aquatic
39. Accounting will pay for my eyeglasses, right? It depends on how good you are at fooling the system.
40. What do you quote the most? Movies
41. What was the last book you read? Secret Life of Bees
42. Is it warm there? yeah
43. Friday or Saturday? Saturday
44. Are you scared yet? NO
45. Do you bite your fingernails? No not really
46. How old are the shoes you're wearing? 2 months
47. Can you speak Swedish? NO
48. Do you drink coffee with cream? YES
49. Do you smoke? Never
50. Where is Ed going? Who’s Ed? Is he cute?
The Second set of Fifty Questions
1. What is your keychain? A Geneseo carabeaner
2. Chocolate milk? About once a year
3. Uptown or downtown? DOWNTOWN
4. Girl friend or girlfriend? Well since I’m a girl I’ll just say Girl friend
5. What was your last dental work? Aug 2004
6. Have you ever broken a bone? NO
7. How long can you sustain a goldfish? I’ve never tried, too lazy
8. Steve Martin or Bill Murray? Steve
9. What is in your car, tape player or CD player? CD
10. Do you like your job? Well I like it in theory
11. How are you doing today? Amazingly awake for 2 hours of sleep
12. What article of clothing do you wear and everyone hates? Not sure, I should ask around about that one
13. Are you a good liar? When I need to be, I am also good at faking being a bad liar
14. What was the last thing you bought at (Target?)<--do you have those? What haven’t I bought at target lately, I guess the Gorillaz CD
15. Bikini or one piece? How about a tankini
16. Hair: long or short? Right now mine is short
17. Last time you got flowers sent to you? When Alex was born
18. Are you 30? Nope
19. Can you roll your tongue? Yes why do you want to know
20. Have you ironed anything lately? Not in a couple weeks
21. Who is your emergency contact? My mom, if she wasn’t she would panic
22. Can I call your emergency contact? If you want, then you can talk to Janet Jackson her secretary
23. What color is your couch? Butternut
24. Are you a Marxist? no
25. Who is your best friend? Teena
26. Worst song you heard on the radio? Country Music
27. Getting tired? NO
28. What do you think of me? Who is the you in this, then I’ll tell you what I think
29. What color is my hair? See question 28
30. Beatles? Yes please.
31. Mac or PC? PC
32. Haim or Feldman? I’ll have to draw a blank on this one.
33. Did you wash your hands? yeah
34. Oven mit or potholder? Potholder
35. What color is your shirt? Kinda a mix between a turquoise, I’m slightly blue green colorblind, so me describing this color is useless
36. 10-key? Most of the time
37. Love? Got some extra, I’ll take it
38. Have you ever been to Minnesota? Nope
39. Best chess piece? Bishop
40. How big is your bed? Queen
41. Why do I hate Johnston and Murphy? Good question, perhaps it stems from a childhood scar
42. Soup? Italian Wedding
43. Where do you want to be right now? In bed
44. Best cartoon? FAMILY GUY
45. Have you ever seen "After Hours"? Not for a while
46. How do you feel about houndstooth? I love it, but not as much as plaid
47. wpm? Not sure anymore.
48. Stripes or polka-dots? STRIPES
49. Did you cut your own hair? Yep, too lazy/cheap and impatient to wait this last time
50. Origami? Neat, but mostly useless
The Third set of Fifty Questions
1. Lenin or Stalin? LENIN
2. Are you even a little annoyed yet? NO
3. Should Mike move in this summer? Move in where?
4. Desert island: Food or company? Depends on the company
5. Hot or cold? COLD
6. What is the fist thing you do every morning? Try to remember my dreams
7. Did you forget to lock your car? I live in the middle of nowhere, but todat I locked it just for fun
8. Check or cash? Debit Card
9. How old is your wallet? 8 years old
10. Mass transit? Some places it’s great.
11. Does your bathroom have a color scheme? Blue
12. What is the best tasting m+m color? Any one with peanuts in them
13. Which goes first, zip or button? BUTTON
14. How much water do you drink in a day? Not any usually
15. What is Pascal's Wager? Hmmmm not sure
16. French? The country or the verb?
17. Moon or Sun? MOON
18. What time is your lunch break? When I want it to be. Any time between 11 and 2 for about an hour
19. I work 6pm to 3am. Is that ridiculous? For me yes, for you well..
20. Best rat pack member? Sammy
21. Coyote Ugly or Bring it On? Coyote Ugly
22. Do you know who Julie Christie is? Nope
23. Best vegetable? Corn
24. Kink? Where are you going with that one?
25. Goth? Thought about it once when most of my wardrobe was black from working in the theatre, but I don’t think I could have pulled it off.
26. Are you polite? Yes, especially when drunk
27. Best year of school? Kindegarten
28. Do you believe in ghosts? YES
29. Fishing? Just give me a boat and a lake, you can fish
30. What is business casual, really? It gets more casual every year.
31. Corndogs? About once a year
32. Tattoos? Still no, indecisiveness and tattoos don’t mix.
33. Shoe size? Anywhere between 6.5 and 7.5, why you buying?
34. Bike couriers? Around here, never
35. Do you wish you had a black car? no
36. Scabs? None
37. Can you tell I'm running out of ideas? Better than I did last night
38. Dilbert? Funny at times
39. Tinted Glasses? I could use some if I wore them at all.
40. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
41. How often do you wash your hair? Everyother day
42. How many rings before you answer the phone? It depends on whether I remembered to turn it off vibrate
43. Jogging? I suppose I should
44. Simpsons? Always a put a little smile on my face, but can only be taken in small doeses.
45. Lou Reed? Not a big fan
46. How many nights a week do you eat pizza? 0
47. Can you juggle? Tasks yes, balls not so much
48. Do you cry? Yes, but don’t tell anyone
49. Do you know what "hotdish" is? I’ll guess no
50. Am I getting an iMac? You’re a little late for that bandwagon
The Fourth set of Fifty Questions
1. Elvis Costello? And Burt Backarack
2. Ever seen bread in a can? I’ve only heard of it
3. Do you use styling products in your hair? Sometimes, I can be lazy
4. Do you think someone named Hank Die wears cowboy boots? No he’s dead
5. Last time you called in sick, were you faking it? Actually no, but next time I call in sick probably faking it.
6. Your catch phrase? Exactly
7. Ever heard of Rob Hawkins? no
8. Pink? She’s great
9. Best muppet? Waldorf
10. Best snack? Snyder’s Salt and Vinegar Potato chips
11. Science or religion? SCIENCE
13. Independent or codependent? Mostly independant
14. Football? No thanks
15. Science fair? Not where I came from
16. Worst disease? MS
17. Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI
18. How did you get a black eye? Must have fallen asleep and hit my head on my desk
19. What do you think my job title is? Bob’s understudy
20. Best ice cream? Piece of Cake by Perrys
21. Does your phone have a cord? The one at work does
22. Best swear word? Cunt
23. Did Nancy order lunch for me, too? Who’s Nancy and how can I get on the lunch list?
24. When was your last oil change? A week ago, at this rate I will need one 2 weeks from now
25. How do you feel about retail workers? Hey it’s better than working at Burger King
26. Are you a slob? Not too bad
27. Allergies? NONE
28. How many credit cards do you have? 3 I only use 1
29. Are you subversive? I’d like to think so, but not really
30. Do you have neat handwriting? It’s legible, but nothing to write home about
31. Boats? Can I have one?
32. Malt or milkshake? MILKSHAKE
33. Should I tape it shut for you? My milkshake, No I like them without tape
34. Most annoying noise? Don
35. Do you have 20/20 vision? So far
36. Mall of America? One of these days I’ll get there
37. Best coworker? Matt
38. When is accounting going to learn? After we are sold
39. Shower or bath? Depends on why I’m getting wet
40. Does size matter? See #39
41. Scones? Like Sushi I miss them too
42. Count Duckula or Danger Mouse? Danger mouse
43. What time is it right now? 10:49AM ET
44. Can you use Excel? YES, I’m an excel expert
45. Purple? Royal Purple
46. Do you like strawberries? YES
47. How do you face society with a black eye? Never tried
48. What do you think of me now? Depends on who the me is
49. Ever been to Norway? NO, I’m sure my sister will go there soon too.
50. Did you vote for Nader? No, but my vote still didn’t count
The Fifth set of Fifty Questions
1. Flying? When can I go?
2. Do you look good in hats? no
3. Meetings? Depends on who is in them
4. What does, "We need to talk" mean? Never really got that one, it would be nice to be on the receiving instead of the giving end of that.
5. Do you use the postage machine at work? No I finally got a better job
6. Are you ergonomically correct? I’m short and the company is cheap, the box under my desk works most of the time
7. Grape flavor? Kool-aid
8. Beavis or Butthead? BUTTHEAD
9. Can you dance? I’d like to think so
10. Do you have more guys friends than girl friends? Hmm Perhaps
11. Do you read your horoscope? Lately yes, it keeps my mind distracted
12. Do you find yourself getting dumped for the same reason every time? I’ve only been dumped once luckily, Hopefully that doesn’t happen again
13. Poetry? Most is crap
14. Video games? I like the old cheesy kind
15. When are you going to grow up? Define Grown Up. I will always want toys.
16. Uphill from here or downhill from here? Uphill 100%
17. What are you doing for your birthday? I’m going to Disney World (and that’s not a cliché)
18. Should I go to California? It’s nice
19. Contact cement or liquid nails? Liquid nails
20. Last time you were really upset? Upset like mad or upset like hurt. I don’t really keep track it comes and goes
21. Can I mail you something? I love mail!!
22. Where the hell is Brian? Oh I don’t know but is he cute?
23. Best feature? Hands
24. Soy milk? No, it has the consistency of drinking whole milk, also gross
25. Earthquakes? In my tummy
26. Do you have a theme? No but I’d like one if you can come up with something fun
27. Double joints? Not really
28. Best place to take a date? If they have one a Dave and Busters
29. What's worse: Papercut or hangnail? PAPERCUT!!!!!!!
30. Pente? Hat?
31. DC or Marvel? MARVEL
32. Why does my phone smell like play-dough? I’m not sure, but that is something I need to get from the store
33. Flour and water or paper mache mix? Flour and water, I never plan ahead with my paper mache projects
34. Favorite music? All depends on my mood
35. Best Kubrick film? Not sure
36. Kevin Smith? Don’t watch the special features he talks way too much
37. Best thing about being male? I wouldn’t know
38. Worst thing about being male? ditto
39. Mozart? Sometimes
40. Have you ever placed a personal ad, not as a joke? No
41. Have you ever answered a personal ad, not as a joke? no
42. Why are all the guys in the suite next door below avg. height? I’m not sure, but for some reason short guys aren’t my thing
44. Cheese? Havarti
45. Pager, Cellphones? CELLPHONE
46. You're 2 hours ahead PST, right? No 3, unless it’s one of those places that doesn’t follow daylight savings time
47. Can you sing? Not well
49. Dayquil or Nyquil? NyQUIL
50. Vegan? No but I know some
The Sixth set of Fifty Questions
1. Catholic? NO, they walk around feeling guilty all the time, what’s the point of that
2. Do you have sensitive teeth? yes
3. Last dream you remember? Hanging out with people from high school on some kind of camping trip
4. What toppings do you like on your pizza? No pineapple, but almost everything else
5. How much gasoline do you use per week? Well I’ve been trying to cut back.
6. Will you pick me up at the airport? Can I fly with you instead?
7. When do you do your laundry? When I feel like it
8. Fast food? Damn that Burger King
9. Eggs? Yep!
10. What is the most thoughtful gift you've gotten lately? I don’t think it was something tangible
11. Can you grow facial hair? Unfortunately some yes
12. Is this going to be on your webpage? It’s going to be in my journal
13. I like the band "Archers of Loaf". Is there something wrong with me? I don’t think there is a correlation there
14. What are you doing tonight? Making dessert for a party tomorrow
15. Musicals? Anything I can sing along with.
16. Are you left handed? no
17. Straight Edge? There is a time and place for everything
18. Tangerines? mmmm
19. Is it wrong to be excited about 40 degree weather? No, but it may be a little off this time of year
20. Horror movies? Most aren’t that great
21. Which sibling? OLDEST
22. Frisbee? Oooh I’d love to do that again
23. Guilty pleasure? Staying in the tub too long
24. Magazine? This Old House ( I know I’m a dork)
25. Last crisis? How to get to a phone for my sister to call the Netherlands.
26. Last thing you laughed at? Some joke Scott made earlier today.
27. Do you want to live alone? No but I would like to have some of my own private space.
28. When is your next vacation? October!!! Almost here I can smell it
29. Could I survive Rochester? It takes a specific kind of person
30. Best beat poet? None
31. What is really over rated about you? My sewing skills
32. Have you ever had a fake ID? NO
33. Tylenol or Advil? TYLENOL
34. Should I get a cat? If you have to ask, no
35. What should I name a cat? Jimminy Cricket
36. Where is Turlock, CA in relation to you? 3,000MILES+ WEST-SOUTHWEST
37. Last time you saw snow? June of this last year
38. Do you think I sound like someone in "Fargo"? Still on my list of movies to see
39. Why am I always the last to know about stuff? You don’t read your email promptly
40. How tall are you? 5’ 2.5” (at this height you count all you can get)
41. Where will you be in 10 years? Beats me.
42. How do you feel about getting lost? As long as I have no where I have to be it’s not bad
43. Peanut Butter or Jelly? PEANUT BUTTER
44. Have I asked you anything twice? I’m not counting
45. Packaging? Those blow up air bag things.
46. Do you have a lisp? NO
47. Theme parks? Canada’s Wonderland
48. Are you easily annoyed? By stupid people yes
49. Die Hard? Are they doing that again?
50. Are you sad that this is the last "50 Questions" Installment? Yes