"The Kitty-Cat Tribute Song ( Read more... )

A note I took at work/the poetry reading on Sunday: "I'M LIVING THE DREAM! But I just sat on my right ball ( Read more... )

MYSTERIOUS BLOCK OF ICE FALLS FROM SKY IN OAKLAND; NO ONE IS HURT ( Read more... )

"Damn, I got LJ burned ( Read more... )

wave of babies

I suppose the feeling that my skin doesn't fit can be traced directly to the fact that my clothes don't fit ( Read more... )

a few items:

1.) if you own a newspaper, give me a job

2.) lenny kravitz: i don't need your crying-ass shit

3.) the TV says it pays to be gay

4.) i'm just a big Poin

5.) and I'm going to kick rod stewart's ass

i love becca so so so so so much
i also love beer
i love old timey boxing
and ridiculous mustaches
i love becca
i love getting hair cuts
i also love koalas
i love becca

Righteously pissed that I'm no longer in Nashville, but assured of my swift return. ASAP. I can smoke in buildings there. I can have ink burned into me on the cheap. I don't have to ignore anything there. It's not ass-cold. It's the place that spawned and shaped my girl. Daniel and Chubbs are cooler than almost all the people I know. Blargh ( Read more... )

Becca continues to be sick, in all ways, but also continues to be totally rad. You go, girlfriend.