Wow, I totally forgot about this thing.

Not that I had or have anything of value to say.

But, whatever.

True Story ( Read more... )

Dear Friends, Colleagues, Relatives, Partners in Crime, and Michael Jackson ( Read more... )

I just thought I would bring this classic back ( Read more... )

I pushed Andy's girlfriend down the stairs!!!

Peace, Love, & Meerkats
Lorenzo T. Magnificent (The "T" stands for The)

First of all I just want to say that since now school's out, I can start updating more often (and by more often i mean more than once every 3 months ( Read more... )

Expect my newest creation in a matter of days!!!

My friends, I have an announcement to make. I come to you with a heavy heart. I have neared a point in my life where I just can’t take it anymore. I am constantly being pressured to update my journal. Don’t get me wrong, I love updating and telling my stories, but it has just gotten to a point where I am too exhausted to carry on ( Read more... )

Since the beginning of time, one question has plagued mankind. Men have looked to the stars for answers. Science has looked deep into it but has not yet even scratched the surface. Tonight I will answer this question ( Read more... )

Is it just me or does everyone (especially teenagers) need to lighten up? Now, I have never smoked pot in my life (I've never even seen it) and I am strictly conservative on a majority of issues, but some people make me seem like a hippy. All of your melodramatic feelings sicken me! Get over it! There's more to life than just you! I'm sure ( Read more... )