For the Russian In Your Life...

[lorenzo_gambara]

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[moonpanther]

Dude, I can put security cameras in the eyes and mount them so that they can be turned electronically! Maybe even add some gun barrels in the mouths? %)

[thedarkmother]

That was a Tangent tactic. He used to put garish bright pink plastic Flamingos in front of the houses of Toreadors that pissed him off. Then he would call in a paint company to come and repaint the front of the house neon green.

God I hope Tim Dahn decides to rejoin the Cam.

[moonpanther]

You and me both, sister.

[pen_dragon]

I'ma beat you. :)

::grin::

[moonpanther]

Seriously, how bad ass would it be if somebody tries to sneak onto the grounds, and suddenly a plastic flamingo slowly turns its head toward the intruder? The eyes flash for a second as another lens fits over the cameras and the beak opens up. A barrel of some sort slips silently out. There is a pause as it turns again to adjust the aim, and a small rocket shoots out, immediately lighting the intruder on fire. As said intruder goes flailing about, the flamingo silently returns to its original position.

Only problem is, lawn flamingos are a South Florida thing, not Central Florida. It's ok, Greg. You're a northerner. You're not expected to know that.

[lorenzo_gambara]

I, very nearly, had it scroll "His Grace, Sasha Ruskie; Alder Duke of Flamingos"

But I figured that Jake might just kill me for that one. :)

<3's on the Jake as he ducks and runs.

[favetelinguis]

Now I have images of a devotion involving Gilded Cage and fake pink flamingos.