well, i got my very first head wound yesterday. after going to the bank and cancelling my card because someone had stolen my number, i went to target to buy "cranium", i got home, set my bags down, unlocked my door, bent down, picked my bags back up and then smashed my head into the rusty edge of my mailbox. blood was gushing out of my head like i ( Read more... )

ahh i put myself into a lovely nyquil coma last night, i couldn't even move my arms. i feel much better this morning though. everyone at work is sick as am i, yesterday i slept for 16 hours, it was insane. i can almost breathe out of my nose today, it's awesome. john and i had a date on saturday for the first time in about 5 months i think. we ( Read more... )

dear mr. sandman, could you please let me sleep in just once on the days where it is not at all necessary for me to awake at 8am while john is leaving for work ( Read more... )

i just got back from worm and cara's, we watched "saved" together which was pretty funny, and then worm went to the bar to go drink wild turkey to ward off his cold. cara and i watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, it was the second time for me and the first time for cara, she asked a lot of questions and it made me kinda mad because i ( Read more... )

last night i made dinner for the neighbors. we had shrimp and fake sausage gumbo, jalapeno corn bread and black eyed peas, it was delish. afterward, john and i had some people over to watch the debates.
here's my new favorite quote from george bush
"every life is precious, that's what seperates us from the enemy"
i can't wait until the next

i just got back from the farmers market in clintonville. it's pretty kick ass and only happens on saturdays. i bought some super hot peppers and tomatoes (all organic) that i'll be making some salsa with and some kale that i'll be making a nutritous juice with with man juiceman junior. i'm thinking of going on a juice fast for a few days to clear ( Read more... )

the ice cream man came down my street the other day, how bizarre. i haven't seen the ice cream man in years, probably because he was too scared to come down my old street in the ghetto ( Read more... )

i am so f'in sick of working and i'm scheduled an f'in double tomorrow, totally not sweet. i dyed my hair just now, i'm pretty sure it will look to be the same color as before aside from the random grey hairs which should all be covered. tonight i had a table sit for three hours, three fricken' hours!!!! i started to think about how they could ( Read more... )

napoleon dynamite was such a great movie, i laughed at least every minute and a half. the new place is coming along beautifully, i really like living in clintonville. my new neighbors are great, especially kelly, who lives on the other side of the townhouse, she made me go out drinking with her the other night to soothe the pain of her brazillian ( Read more... )

it's my day off, i'm not working at all and i'm not goin in to pick up and i don't care how poor i am. i saw spiderman 2 yesterday with my friend justin, it was great.i watched the aqua teen hunger force with the mooninites for the 50th time, but it still hasn't gotten old yet, i love that one. i think i'm gonna make john go to the cheap theater ( Read more... )