last night i found the most amazing bar in columbus, it's downtown above the easy rider bike shop and it's called "top of the shop" there's a net above the bar for women to throw their underware onto and you can buy an entire bottle of boones farm for four dollars, they don't give you a glass or anything, they just twist off the top, i had ( Read more... )

this "natural" deodorant john bought doesn't really work very well, i think it's for hippies which explains much.
i finally saw the quiznos commercial, i had to go over a friend's house with cable, what the hell are those things?

sweet, the plumber came today and we can brush our teeth in the bathroom again and take a shower without the water coming to our knees. bern called, e and i were too scared, our landlord is a dick and yells at us when we need plumbing work done even though this place is super old and it's not at all our fault ( Read more... )

kudos to me, while i haven't eaten meat in over a decade, i finally broke down and scrubbed out the nasty baked chicken pan that's been festering in my sink for nearly a week, it was starting to smell ( Read more... )

i just ordered some cigs online, every smoker should do so at www.yesmoke.ch you can get camels, marlboros, whatever, and they're like 14 bucks a carton ( Read more... )

my friend came back to work from pregnancy leave. i never really thought i'd ever want kids, and talking to her makes me want to have a historectomy. though she looks unharmed, her breasts are filling up with milk and feeling like bags of sand, if she sees a baby, they'll start tingling or may even start oozing. apparently she had to use a maxi ( Read more... )

party monster was ...o.k. some parts were pretty funny ( Read more... )

i'm so excited that party monster is finally playing here. i think i'm gonna go to the drexel at 3 and see it. macaulay culkin is in it!!! he's playing michael alig, this gay boy who moved from the midwest to new york in order to become a "club kid" but then smokes too much crack and whatnot and ends up killing his drug dealer, true story. i was ( Read more... )

i got out of foodwhoring last night, some girl wanted to serve and didn't have a section, so i gave her mine around 7, then i went to see monster. i liked it a lot. it was by no means the feel good movie of the year, i felt like vomiting afterward. christini ricci looked sweet with a mullet, she was still too cute, they should have made her face ( Read more... )

sweet, i just f'in got up. well i guess i've been up for an hour. i went to the char bar last night to say goodbye to my friend kyle, he's moving to prague for a few years. i can't help feeling a bit sad, i really like getting coffee and chatting with him ( Read more... )