Everyones favorite recycled comestible

[lorhusol]

So on the commute in this morning, Al and I started talking about the fact that American prepackaged food has more sodium than the pre-packed food in almost any other part of the world. The discussion evolved into the ways advertising and marketing are used to sell just about everything to the American consumer. This turned into discussion of

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Soylent slogans

[tatternym]

Soylent Green: Because You Count! Nutrition info on side of package.

Soylent Green, Lite: We let nothing go to waist.

Soylent Green, Inc.: Providing new employment daily,
regardless of age, race, education, or life status.

Soylent Green, Inc.: The most equal opportunity!

Soylent Green, Inc.: After twenty-five years of engineering,
our final solution for a greener tomorrow.

[mdhensley]

Made to order soylent, to better reflect your religious beliefs.

darwinian green --too dumb to live, tastes sweet to clean the gene pool

catholic green --mmm tastes like guilt

baptist green --stoned loose women n queers...truly righteous food

im sure there are countless more but i havent had coffee

Targeted Marketing tactics

[lorhusol]

I see where you're going with this, but why limit it to religions.

Republican green - a new solution to the poverty issue.

Democrat green - Feed the hungry, solve the worlds energy crisis. All that and more in this small GREEN package.

Independent green - Solve poverty and world hunger at the same time with no increase in taxes!!!

NeoConservative Green - Finally, a use for the illegal immigrants.

Radical Liberal Green - Save the animals, the environment, and the world. The only non-invasive food stuff their is.

[tatternym]

Soylent Republican: a new breed of Red Green Show

[tatternym]

Soylent Green: NOW you're people persons.