John Smeaton for First Minister!

[lorna_babes]

Following on from the John Smeaton mania, I thought these were pretty funny

Comments

[islandboy]

Hilarious!

Death once had a near-John Smeaton experience.

XoD

[st_nazaire]

I once read most of them on a library lavatory wall - only they were talking about Chuck Norris....

Others included:

Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not sleep - he waits.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch - HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.....

[joanneabigail]

i have not seen a post that made me laugh out loudly in a long time. this one did!