es la verdadlosazulesJanuary 28 2003, 14:43:29 UTC
unfortunately, this is true. there was a time in my life where i let the words "i want to have sex with burt reynolds" slip from my fingertips and enter the online world. but i assure you this dreadful event only led to nauseau and disgust and it is entirely inexcusable. i now fear the nightmares that will commence. oh that moustache. like kissing a squirrel. oh someone help. anyone. help. me.
(ps. i may be lying. maybe i want to have sex with burt reynolds. maybe i already have.) WHAM!
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I heard you wanted to have sex with Burt Reynolds.
Is that true?
Sincerely,
this uh... hot guy with a sweet moustache
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(ps. i may be lying. maybe i want to have sex with burt reynolds. maybe i already have.) WHAM!
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