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[loser_chickadee]

my grandma says that green lollipops are good for your throat and red lollipops make you horny. she also says that if you rub peaches on your knees (or any type of fruit, for that matter), your aches will disappear and advises eating lots of asparagus (it's good for your sex life).

she also gets special visits from jesus at least three times a year

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[lovelyluna34]

my dads mom has a mouth of knifes, if ur fat she'll say why are u fat....ir ur ugly get a face lift, if ur black, get out of the sun,....etc... basically, i dont like her very much

moms mom is jusyt normaly crazy and scared of everything

[fetal_vagina]

Um, just heard all about this from Annette, AKA your mom. My grandma is young and cool. She likes to shop a ton and makes amazing ravioli and does crossword puzzles better than anyone I know. My other grandma doesn't speak english and I haven't seen her in three years.

[reverend_kate]

One of them is an accountant, and active in the family business, at 85 years of age. You'd swear she didnt look a day over 70

[nova_babe]

ahahahahhaha that made my day