Funny conversations because I'm tight.
She is talking about her hands.
JamEBoo89: ha, no they have been like tingly lately and they have teeny tiny bumps
JamEBoo89: im scared
FIRSTBLOOD540: is it genital warts?
JamEBoo89: no
FIRSTBLOOD540: lucky you
FIRSTBLOOD540: i had genital warts in my butt one time
FIRSTBLOOD540: i was shittin' razors for a week
End scene.
Part 2.
JamEBoo89: what did u do today?
FIRSTBLOOD540: wrote a song
FIRSTBLOOD540: recorded a song
FIRSTBLOOD540: had sex with my song
JamEBoo89: i wanna seee
FIRSTBLOOD540: you cant see a song jamie
FIRSTBLOOD540: c'mon
FIRSTBLOOD540: if you paid attention in 2nd grade, you would have knowledge of this
JamEBoo89: can i hear?
FIRSTBLOOD540: as soon as i buy a zip drive and put the song on my computer, then yes
FIRSTBLOOD540: but at the moment, i have no money, which means no zip drive, which means you cant hear it because its not on my computer because i dont have a job because im fat
JamEBoo89: dave shut up!
FIRSTBLOOD540: i laughed at everything i just said
JamEBoo89: youre such a dork!
FIRSTBLOOD540: i resent that remark....
FIRSTBLOOD540: that was uncalled for
FIRSTBLOOD540: you are definitely out of line
FIRSTBLOOD540: i imply no resemblence to the genitals of a whale
JamEBoo89: haha you can beat me up tomorrow for it
FIRSTBLOOD540: chyeah right
FIRSTBLOOD540: brandon and his gynormous cock and balls would murderize me
End scene.
Part 3.
FIRSTBLOOD540: i imply no resemblence to the genitals of a whale
JamEBoo89: haha you can beat me up tomorrow for it
FIRSTBLOOD540: chyeah right
FIRSTBLOOD540: brandon and his gynormous cock and balls would murderize me
JamEBoo89: nuh uh
JamEBoo89: he is like totally in love with you
FIRSTBLOOD540: because i have that affect on men
JamEBoo89: yeah on my boyfriend!
JamEBoo89: youre such a boyfriend stealer!
FIRSTBLOOD540: dont hate me because im hot
JamEBoo89: i know
JamEBoo89: i def dont hate you because youre hot
JamEBoo89: i hate you because brandon thinks you are
JamEBoo89: lol
FIRSTBLOOD540: so you dont think im hot?
FIRSTBLOOD540: well fuck you then
God damn I love myself.