Alicia is my best friend in the wooorrrlllldddd
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Alicia is my best friend in the seeeeeaaaaaaaaa
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Alicia LIKES DAVE, MORE THAN TRAVIS!

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I will now list my closest friends that I enjoy talking to ( Read more... )

Alicia = ♥

That varsity game last night was so much fun. I almost fought some people in the lot after. I wish they would've let go of me so I could fight them. But I would've gotten arrested ( Read more... )

In the club wit my homies yo...I want to be "in the club wit my homies". I want to go to a club, and get lots of ass and titties. Because anybody who can dance (like myself) can get hot ass and titties. Even the ugly ones (like myself). AND the fat ones as long as they can dance (like myself for the third fucking time). Man, I guess I have a good ( Read more... )

Those giant pixi stix from 5 below are godly. I have to meet pixi, maybe shake his hand or something ( Read more... )

I sure do hate pacers but I sure do love Dan and Ethan. Coming from weight training, face red and sweaty and they both see me and go "BIG DAVE!" I love them. I do. Oh do I...love much ( Read more... )

Me: What's 50 feet long and smells like shit?

Ethan: Dave's dick.

...best answer I've ever heard.

To everyone that thinks that "emo" hair is having it across one eye, short in the back and long in the front:

Missy Elliot has this so called "emo" hair.

FUcKiN I need to lose weight like hXc dawg.

Almost had to ride the bus home...PHEW! Dan had to stay after so I got a rizide from Corey O. He's my life saver. We talked about Dan's death trap of a car. It was grand and jolly. Like fat people. (cough BETH! cough) "Why is Dave being mean to me? Fat people are supossed to be jolly ( Read more... )