If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)

Today, in Chemistry, when we were discussing Mexicans, after a certain ( Read more... )

    I've got a fever right now. I dragged myself over to ( Read more... )

At the request of Miss Ashley, I relay this message to you, the reading public:

Hi everyone! This is Ashley updating for the sexy Jo.
Uhm.
Okay, I'm done.

Now, I say whatever I want. What shall I say?
I'll say this:
Do not end up like this guy.

Dear Ricotta,
    I'm so sorry. I'm so terribly sorry.

I suggest that everyone else comment to ( Read more... )

Hay! I was born exactly 16 years and 16 minutes ago!

I should probably go and have 16 explosive orgasms. With 16 explosive people. The line starts... Here:

Singularity - A point in space-time at which gravitational forces cause matter to have infinite density and infinitesimal volume, and space and time to become infinitely distorted.

Find the hidden meaning.

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