I finally conquered my Harley. I've been riding it almost every day since I wrecked/got it. I haven't had any close calls and I've got so much control over it now. It's just like a stick shift car. My road rash is mostly cleared up. I healed SO quickly. My co-workers think I'm superman now. Well, they always did, but now they know I am ( Read more... )

I knew it was gonna happen. It's the story of my life. I finally get something I really want, and I fuck it up. If after you hear what I have to say, you think, I knew that would happen, then FUCK YOU!

I wrecked my Harley.

sssss. AHHHHHH. sssSSS. AHHHHH. SSSSSSS. AHHHHHH!

I FINALLY went to the movies yesterday. I had to go by myself but it wasn't as depressing as I thought it would be. I saw Batman Begins. That movie is the shiznite. Honestly, I totally forgot how a good movie can just hype me up. But that movie really tied some things from the previous movies together. I thought it would be kinda fruity cause I don ( Read more... )

Jennifer Garner FUPA:

http://www.deansplanet.com/jennifer_garner-belly.html

I know that when you talk to me, it seems like I'm one of the most shallow guys on earth. All my talk of tits and ass must get old at some point. I'm not sorry, but I would like to take this opportunity to set the record straight ( Read more... )

So today was a pretty good day. But that's beside the point. I'm here to tell you of a new threat. Something so vile that it can only be expressed in 4 letters. F. U. P. A. When I first heard of the fupa, I didn't even know there was a name for it. Because of how fashion for girls has progressed, it has made the fupa a widely known entity. I'm here ( Read more... )

steve left. all alone again. i'll get used to it after a while.

but I finally finished cleaning my apartment. What a pain in the ass. I didn't even get it completely clean. I still have some dishes that need to be washed but I ran out of dishwasher soap. I'll clean them tomorrow. Also, my desk area is a mess. OH FUCKING WELL! My area is the way that is most convenient for me ( Read more... )

I'm at a strange place right now. I've almost completely forgotten about girls. I mean, I still gawk at them every chance I get, but I'm not as anxious about getting one for myself. Lately, I've been more obsessed with just making friends. After Peewee and Megan broke up, I kind of lost both of them. They are both so busy making new friends that ( Read more... )