time will tell, and then kill you, too...

[losergus]

i'm getting some new roommates, it seems.
if they suck, i guess i'll just have to kill them like the last three.

it's a good thing i killed joel, because he smelled funny.

Comments

[stupid_chainsaw]

yeah it is a good thing you killed Joel...i always hated that stupid mother fucker...but god damn was he a looker or what?

[at_the_airport]

See my user icon? Just pretend that's you that I'm hugging. And you won't want to kill me anymore. WOOO!!!

[stupid_chainsaw]

hey i know i dont know you...but i like hugs...and i think you do also...so what do you say...?

[losergus]

don't do it jason!
crush his face with a rock!
i know this kid, he'll steal your jello, and rape your first unborn child from the future.

[stupid_chainsaw]

ive been to the futre and it is not pretty...everything comes in pill form...except preperation-H which oddly enough comes in powder form that you have to snort...and now that i think about it the food pills of the future you use them rectally...so yeah i dont understand how that one worked out, but hey i can tell you we go to the moon 23 more times, theres still no flying cars, and somehow bush is still president even though its 2022...actaully wait i think hes called a "dictator" now...i dont know what that means though, but we do own canada and mexico is now gone...we set explosives at the border and set it free from us, then we did carpet bombing runs on it for 7 month...also the biggest movie at the time is "The Friday after next friday but before the friday that we did that stuff just like we did last friday...?" thats about all i can remember about the future for now since you know i was busy raping...so yeah...

[benlangworthy]

woo for LJ.