where do people come up with this?

[loserjess07]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."(An egg)

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on

Comments

[smooches07]

really cute jess!

[xoangel07xo]

haha this is funny. im not sure about the elevator thing. but i do it all the time. laterz

[p8ntballa2k7]

there are some good ones and some ok ones, but for the most part pretty funny!! keep up the good work Jessica Darnell Collier!!

[p8ntballa2k7]

i know i prolly "butchered" the spelling of ur middle name, so im sorry!