Rules of the South

If you are going to live in or visit the South, you need to know the rules. In an effort to help outsiders understand the rules of the Southerner's mind, the following list will be handed to each person as they enter a Southern State. (These actually should be the rules in all states).

1. That farm boy you see at the gas station ( Read more... )

happy new years you guys! how was everyones?

mine was okay. i went to barbs house. we just sat around and shot bottle rockets at cars that were passing by. mr. jack (barbs dad) actually hit a dodge truck about three times. jerry came up there and built some bombs. then my bro came up there with king cake! *yum* today i didn't do much. went to see ( Read more... )

ever just started thinking so much that you just wanted to cry your eyes out? or to where your stomach started hurting so bad to where you could barely stand it? ugh! i'm thinking too much...not even about anything in particular...and not necessarily bad stuff just....everything. *sigh, you always do this to yourself jessica! just stop before you ( Read more... )

If you love me, you better cover your heart and hit the deck, and brace yourself for the impact

these are some of my new years resolutions...

....exercise more and eat less sweets (right like thats gonna happen, but i can try)

....tell myself atleast once a day that i'm beautiful no matter what the rest of you think

*....remember i'm not perfect...so i should stop trying before i even start

*....learn to forgive and forget

....TRY to stop ( Read more... )

why is it that some girls are so dumb that they would allow a guy to ruin their outlook on life? i mean...this girl i know...all she ever wanted to do was become a doctor, get married and have kids. NOO some guy had to screw it all up for her. i hate him and i could strangle her. why does she put up with it? shes never been like this, she was ( Read more... )

*"I have only three adversaries. The first two are distance and time, but with persistence I am able to overcome them. The third one is the most terrible: the fact that I am mortal. Only that can stop me before I reach my goal. Unless I die, I will always be what I am."-from the book, The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
*dream as if you'll ( Read more... )

hmm..today was pretty good. i visited with my mom for a while. she came to visit with my aunt rebecca and uncle chris. *tear*  i didn't know they were leaving today to go back to north carolina or i would have said bye. went to ms. ginas house to eat lunch/dinner. it was rather delicious =) she made homemade potato soup. me, corbin and clint played ( Read more... )

merry christmas everyone! a bit late i know..oh well. so how was everyones christmas by the way? christmas this year was awesome =) cept for that movie, eh?

darkness sucks. dont go waste your money on it!

=( omg i'm crying now. i was just informed that my friends mom died this morning at 2. he didn't get to spend christmas with her..he found her in ( Read more... )

*ladies and gentlemen of the GED class of 1999, i have one piece of advice for you...no matter what i stripper tells you....there is no sex in the champagne room...NONE*

^my brother was listening to that...so funny. he knows the entire thing...

today was...uneventful. i didn't actually get up out of bed and leave the house until 1. last night was ( Read more... )