notastickwoman: Fugly, stone-cold bitch.

hands4healing: Naive. Asking for it. Got pregnant and then probably got rid of it; a total whore.

hislostlover: Such a slut. She might not act it, but you can tell just by what she wears that she's totally desperate and she'd do anyone and everyone.
crusnik02: In deep denial about the above.
dreamsonaplane: He thinks he's hot shit, but he's so not.

failsatmastery: Is his hair naturally blue (?!?, still!), too? If it is-- gross.

catchthefairies: Obsessed with little kids. Has pictures of them on his computer. An elementary school teacher. Do the math.

ruling_the_sky: The huge hat is compensating for something.
branniganslaw: Creepier than Creepy Guy. That's a new record.

8fingerswhiskey tricked some poor soul into marrying him, and he likes to talk about his sex life to teenagers.

Oh my God.

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No one who complained about that party on the community is ever coming to one of mine. Ever. Same for PSA girl.

The drink-spiker can't come, either.

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pantlesstroll: Mentally ill.

bluespring: Hair naturally blue?! Whatever. It looks gross.

pink_protector: Completely ignorant about hair-care, what the hell.

8fingerswhiskey: Still creepy.