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[loseyoursenses]

[At first there's nothing on the screen but blackness, and two somewhat muffled voices can be heard:]

-and thank you for an enchanting evening.

Oh no, thank you. It was a real pleasure. Good night.

[The sound of a door shutting, and then the picture swings, jumbled images of a hotel room as it's pulled out of Yukimura's pocket. He looks at it,

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[futariniousama]

[ Ah, but Niou knows that voice, and he is Highly Suspicious of the both of you. ]

Enjoyable date, my ass. I know for a fact Yagyuu doesn't put out until the third date.

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[loseyoursenses]

[Why in the world would you ever be suspicious of Yukimura and Yagyuu, Niou?]

Do you think he'd break his rule for me?

More importantly, do you think a date can't be enjoyable without that?

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[futariniousama]

[ Because he'd elope with either of them in a heartbeat. ]

You'd only have to ask.

And that depends on who it's with. Yagyuu and someone who ain't me, it's fifty-fifty.

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[loseyoursenses]

That's oddly reassuring.

And I certainly hope Yagyuu had fun with me, whether or not we did anything like that.

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[futariniousama]

[ Dryly: ] I can't imagine he didn't.

You're totally not gonna tell me what you two are up to, are you?

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[loseyoursenses]

Are you really sure you want to know?

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[futariniousama]

The fact that you're dancin' around tellin' me means you're tryin' to keep me on the ropes. I'd wager whatever it was, it's not as bad as you're pretendin' it is.

But it's hot that you're sellin' it like this.

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[loseyoursenses]

Well, as long as you think it's hot, I'll keep doing it.

You also might be underestimating my capacity for doing bad things, you know.

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[futariniousama]

[ Mildly: ] You're very easy to underestimate, due to a natural tendency to exceed expectations.

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[loseyoursenses]

I could say nearly the same thing about you. What were you expecting of me, Niou?

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[futariniousama]

Pity. [ Now with an outright pout. ] Unless this was meant for me.

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[loseyoursenses]

If you're that sad, we'll invite you along next time.

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[futariniousama]

Would that be a pity date? 'Cause I'm not that hard up.

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[loseyoursenses]

It's true, I've never thought of you as the type to need pity dates. Does that mean you don't mind Yagyuu and I enjoying ourselves without you?

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[futariniousama]

No, it means you should both take me out on an apology date.

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[loseyoursenses]

There's nothing we need to apologize for, but a non-apology date might be doable.