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1.i got a cool tee shirt that had fethers screen printed around the neck

2.finaly bought "it's blits". amazing

3.this guy:

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Scott Bradlee performs a series of rather epic interpretations of 80s pop hits as early 20th-century piano rags.

I killed Paul Allen
And I liked it
The taste of his brain fantastic
I killed Paul Allen
And I liked it

And no one knows about it
I know its wrong
But I don’t mind
Just want to murder tonight.

I killed Paul Allen
And I liked it
I liked it
GOd! someone cooler then me needs to sing this right now!

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Today we were grading homework in math and she made me count my answers wrong because I wrote them in the proper mathematical form instead of the dumb-downed version she taught. Her excuse: I wasn't following directions. I got an F for being smart.

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stolen from satdcompainion.

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"I need to get back to work if you have any plans of eating or not getting kicked out of the apartment next week."

We're in an alleyway behind a fancy department store and I'm naked except for my underwear.

"We won't be long. This drugstore collagen only lasts a few hours anyway," He says pursing his lips at a compact.

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