Alright, when did you fuckers go to Jersey and not tell me?

[losingabedframe]

http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_101212618.html

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[wordslikefire]

I like how the lesbian part was completely irrelevant to the story, but had to be thrown in. I'm pretty sure they beat him up because he spat on them. Not because they're dykes.

[losingabedframe]

Clearly you are mistaken. Clearly lesbians exist only to bust the balls and shank every straight male on the planet. Straight men....LIVE IN FEAR!

:p

[wordslikefire]

And clearly the best knife for a lesbian to carry is a steak knife.