Hastings funnies

[losjotch]

As a closing GSM, one of my job functions is to announced the closing of the store. Taking a cue from more experienced GSMs, I chose the following closing announcement:

"Attention Hastings guests. The time is now ____ and we will be closing in _____ short minutes. Please make your final selections and make your way to the lighted register, and

Comments

[sarahabob]

Good job yo!
hehe

[herogirl1331]

Ha ha - that's great - I think we should adopt "get you out of the way," since Daniel already stole "we look forward to seeing you then" from Mr. Mike Dunworth himself. *shakes fist* Bastard!

[saintpete]

please dont ever say get you on your way again....i hate that.....

my favorite episode was

daniel:"all departments*gets hit my mikey starts laughing*to*gets tickled by jessica laughs some more*guest*gets tickled by mikey laughs alot*services*tickled even more actually laughs while saying services finishes very rushed*for prouduct pickup*laughs with no control" *wal mart hang up*

damn

[saintpete]

also ....you could have said "good evening gastings hasts"

[rachelsibio]

Nice...