Interviewer: Mina-san, konbanwa! *bows*
Today we have a special surprise for all of you. Since their debut on the internet, they have been scaring the world. But who are they in reality? Tonight, we’ll bring you the real people hiding behind the LJ usernames. The two authors of Lost for Words.
So, what's your name?
Kate
And where are you from, Kate?
Germany..
Germany, ii ne! What about you? Your name?
I'm Gio
And you're from?
Italy..
Italy ka? Then how did you two get to meet since you're so distant from each other?
Well, you know, we both share the deep love for five adorable dorks called "Arashi"...
sou ne.. we started by being part of the same subbing team.. one thing led to another and, here we are!
So you two must really get along with each other!
Well, cause I'm that nice it normally works
Yeah, right.. I'll just pretend she didn't say that, ok?
: )
I think we really do. Like we try to talk with each other every day and if we don't get the opportunity to do so we write mails or messages.
Which is kinda amazing if you think about it, because despite having known each other over the internet we communicate mostly on daily basis even with our phones, and we became really close. I think this is seriously something amazing.
So, how long have you actually know each other?
I think we first met around the october 2010? Or something like that, wasn't it Kate?
I think so too. Yeah, I'm quite sure! *nods* And from that day on we started to became closer very quickly, because we found out that we could really have great talks together
Great talks? What were you two talking about?
In the beginning mostly about the earlier mentioned five guys. About their songs, their TV Shows, the love between them...
I must say, in the beginning it was a really PURE conversation! Honestly, just "have you seen this episode?" or "how do you like their clothes?", things like that.. but then.. Kate started to get hentai..
I so knew that at some point in time it would all be my fault. I actually don't have any memories about what I did...I just knew that we were suddenly talking about sweaty Aiba in a concert and tight jeans... So, it's obviously not my fault, but theirs for looking hot and make us think "inappropriate" things
*gives Kate the look*
well, in away we can say that it was Arashi's fault for beeing so.. eroi ne! But I can remember who was the first one to make me notice how tight their trousers were around their crotch..
*ignores "the look"*
I'm sure that I was just the first who said it...you were thinking it as well...I know you (too good)!
But I know who was the first one to make me write something smutty about them! *stares at Gio*
Eh? It wasn't me!!!
IT WAS!!!!
IT WAS NOT!!
Maa maa...
You were the one who started to write about threesomes!!
But just after you told me to do so!
Threeseomes? O.O
Well, yeah, cause Kate actually love threesomes so much... she's the one who's in charge of them!
Cause if they don't have threesomes one is always left!
See, we have different ways to deal with this problem of Arashi being 5: for Kate is 3+2, for me it's 2+2+Jun! LOL
Poor Jun! This is so mean! He needs love too! Nanka...Gio...I think we left our interviewer behind
@.@
Then.. since Gio doesn't seem to like Jun that much, would you like to tell us about your favourite pairings?
*Gio jumps to her feet*
SAKURAIBA!!!!!
*mumbles* My poor poor Jun! Well, I like AiMoto the most!
Hyper baka + DoS princess rules! ^^
AiMoto? Don't you mean JunBa?
Oh right, cause you see, we weren't completely satisfied with the fandom names so, we decided to make our owns when necessary
Totally! I mean "JunBa"...that sounds like a monkey! It doesn't fit this pair!
So Gio made this new name up...cause she's in charge of giving the pairings their name if we don't like the fandom ones! We also made up other names, ne?
We did!! My favourite is still SakuRiida, instead of Yama of course..
And the threesomes names just killed us!! I think we also made up a name for a fivesome?
Which reminds me that we still have a fivesome fic missing in our collection....
I'm sure we'll manage to fill that spot soon...
Talking so easily about threesomes and fivesome.. just how hentai are you two?
Maybe you should read our stories to find that out!
No thanks. I'm not into fanfictions!
Oh, but we have a way to lure people in.. right Kate? *smirks*
*smirks back*
Totally right. They always say that they can't imagine guys being paired... But then they get to read our stories in a special order and after some stories they are convinced!
A special order? What do you mean with that?
Just that we have a special plan to help people into the fanfic world.. we start from very fluffy and sweet stories and then..
Then?
Well, our stories stay fluffy and sweet. We just add a bit of body interaction to that. Gio has even thought of a word that describes our style then...
We are able to write "kawatai" stories, which means that they are both kawaii (cute) and hentai (smutty). Of course, on the first level, our stories are more kawaii than hentai, then, the more you procede, the hentai-er they get, you get what I mean, right?
I guess.. but I'm not sure such a thing would work..
*looks over to Gio*
I think we should let him try it
and have an interview with Mi-chan^^
*looks at the interviewer*
Our first success!
You see, we have already tested and succeded into luring someone to the dark side.. that's why we are quite positive about this. After all, this is our first step..
First step for what?
Conquering the world of course, what else? *mwhahahaha*
Right! I think we're on a good way. The first step was to write fanfictions and test the way to show people how much fun fanfitions are. Now the seconds step is to open the community.
And before you'll notice, you won't be able to do without us anymore... *evil snigger*
I see.
Then I wish you two all the best for the community.
Thank you. I also hope people wil like the stories they can read here. It should be a place to enjoy the Arashi love to the fullest.
Both for us and for our readers we'll give our best to write! Spread the word, spread the Arashi Love!
*joins Gio in her cheering*
The interviewer leaves the room quite scared while Kate and Gio dances around happily!