Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater

Well I’m smitten over a girl I’ve never met in real life, she tingles my mind and makes me go all gah gah in the worst of ways.

I suck at puppy love.

PETER STACEY CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUT CAUSE HES A STUPID FUCKWIT THAT THINKS WITH HIS PENIS AND NOT HIS BRAIN LOLS>

hmm lifes ok today i guess, got a bit moody at the start of the day, then got abit better with some antics that went on work, for some reason watching the stupid ass people i work with doing stupid crap makes me feel good about myself. then i got a msg from a friend and i cheered way the fuck up! now im at a slump, bored abit lonely and hungry ( Read more... )

Well I’ve been trying to get back into the mood of writing again, I lost my muse for a few months but I need to get back into the swing of things, I still hope that one day my stories will generate enough of an income for me to sit around all day sipping on ice tea wishing I was black… but till then ill just smash the keyboard and pop out catchy ( Read more... )

I was lying next to my bed with my head against the window, feeling the vibrations of water as they hit the glass. It was raining very hard outside and the wind was blowing all the water into the direction of the house, I could hear the leaves brush against each other outside and the sticks and twigs clash and scratch against the wooden walls. Moon ( Read more... )

A form of rejection that comes in a clear bottle, I would be happy to smash it over my head but I fear the blood stained shattered glass that would be left in my hand. After many hours of talking to myself in front of a mirror trying to build my confidence up I’m left questioning true love and the mystical spaciousness that surrounds it. After many ( Read more... )

Here I sit at work thinking about someone in particular, its raining so I know there happy, wow my life has suddenly taken a dramatic turn, Im now fantasizing about someone when only last week I felt like spitting on someone id loved ( Read more... )

Well the past few days have been quite the stir, I got my new tattoo, god I love tats they just thrill me so much


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lost with out a cause and a mood swing, only the tremble of bass from my stereo keeps me from humming my own melodic symbolic rythm. tomorrow ill rise and find a disputive cause to the cancerous monster growing on my outer shell, i know the remedy will consist of nothing but a toothbrush and a large scaled knife, but how i will perfom the operation ( Read more... )