i TOTALLY just got sarah puzzo

I KNEW YOU WERE LESBIAN THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!

ahhahaha i LOVE you sarah!!!!

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joey-

movies.

tonight.

nothing scary haha!

everyone-

im so fucking sorry. i really needed a walk though, it felt good.

Boxcar Racer

There is

This vacation´s useless
These white pills are kind
I´ve given a lot of thought
On this 13 hour drive
I missed the grinded concrete
Where we sat past eight or nine
And slowly finished lapping
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i fucking cant take this

i absolutely hate you

you have 47 and one half boobies.

uh huh.

you really really do.

ive seen them all.

all of them.

yeah,  you better be scared.

all forty seven point five of them.

i did.

i swear.

dont tell, but....

theres accually 47 and one third boobs.

gasp!

i know, its horrible.

but SHH

dont tell.

april fools, turns out it wasnt 47 and a third. it was only ( Read more... )

someone told me and will (my brother) that every time you laugh, you live for five seconds longer ( Read more... )

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