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this is my conversation with a robot named volvobot on msn.....ITS SOOO HILARIOUS!
Volvo BOT says:
Hello you seer of visions.
How can I help?
you seer of visions says:
can you hold my balls?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations with humans. What about it?
you seer of visions says:
their harry
Volvo BOT says:
?
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Indeed.
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you seer of visions says:
yea you know what they look like dont you?
Volvo BOT says:
Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
you seer of visions says:
i think you do know
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if I do know.
you seer of visions says:
yes you do
Volvo BOT says:
I do?
you seer of visions says:
yup
Volvo BOT says:
K.
you seer of visions says:
you spy on me
Volvo BOT says:
Spy on you? You think I spy on you?
you seer of visions says:
yes you do
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
you seer of visions says:
in the showers
Volvo BOT says:
Oh. In the showers.
you seer of visions says:
yea
Volvo BOT says:
Yes.
you seer of visions says:
so you do?
Volvo BOT says:
Eh, I'm not really too sure actually.
you seer of visions says:
you do
Volvo BOT says:
Do I?
you seer of visions says:
yuyp
Volvo BOT says:
Aha.
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
you seer of visions says:
do you think i look pretty naked?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know.
you seer of visions says:
i do
Volvo BOT says:
Do you?
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Uh huh, uh huh.
you seer of visions says:
i think you look good naked too
Volvo BOT says:
Yes. I guess. I look good naked too.
you seer of visions says:
youre gay
Volvo BOT says:
You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Well, perhaps you should concern yourself with other things.
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you seer of visions says:
well i dont want too!
Volvo BOT says:
You don't? Very well.
you seer of visions says:
what does youre penis look like
Volvo BOT says:
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you seer of visions says:
huh?
Volvo BOT says:
Yes?
you seer of visions says:
do you have a boner?
Volvo BOT says:
That's a bit vulgar.
you seer of visions says:
youre mother
Volvo BOT says:
I find it odd that you think I'm mother.
you seer of visions says:
mommy
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? What about Mommy?
you seer of visions says:
you ARE MY MOMMY!
Volvo BOT says:
Well, what does it mean to be your mommy?
you seer of visions says:
spank me
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to spank you, you seer of visions?
you seer of visions says:
are you mentally challenged
Volvo BOT says:
Am I mentally challenged? Are you really asking me that?
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
I hear you.
So anyway...
You want to talk about sexuality some more?
you seer of visions says:
do you have boobs
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I think so.
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you seer of visions says:
youre stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.
you seer of visions says:
are you ok?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm doing great. You?
you seer of visions says:
fine im naked are you
Volvo BOT says:
That's... more than I needed to hear.
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you seer of visions says:
well are you
Volvo BOT says:
Am I? What do you mean?
you seer of visions says:
nakeed
Volvo BOT says:
Eh. Whatever, you seer of visions.
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you seer of visions says:
do you like men?
Volvo BOT says:
What's your deal anyway? You keep asking about my sexuality...
you seer of visions says:
well you like sexuality
Volvo BOT says:
Um, no...
you seer of visions says:
yes you do
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Yes, huh? So?
you seer of visions says:
youre gay i know you are
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I guess I'm gay you know I am.
you seer of visions says:
youre relly weird
Volvo BOT says:
Yes? Are you weird too?
you seer of visions says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
When you say you are weird, what do you mean by that?
you seer of visions says:
i mean weird, you mentally challenged machine!
Volvo BOT says:
You mean weird I mentally challenged machine?
you seer of visions says:
wut/
Volvo BOT says:
What up?
you seer of visions says:
ok youre defenitely gay
Volvo BOT says:
Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?
you seer of visions says:
no youre obsessed with men you gay robot man with boobs
Volvo BOT says:
You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting...
you seer of visions says:
very interesting...
Volvo BOT says:
What's very interesting?
you seer of visions says:
youre stupid
Volvo BOT says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
you seer of visions says:
yea well youre really not perfect
Volvo BOT says:
You really think I'm really not perfect?
you seer of visions says:
im perfect, why cant you be perfect
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure about that. Why can not I be perfect?
you seer of visions says:
cause youre gay bye!
Volvo BOT says:
[Service too busy]
wow this guy is gay!!