Pickup and down lines...

[lost_sloth]

I got these off Hoshleens lj..... enjoy

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[lost_pinecone7]

I laughed sooo hard sloth! Thats hilarious! hahaha

>>>HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
>>>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

is definitely my favorite!

[cutejesusfreak]

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Is it wrong that I have the urge to use this for Zack and James this weekend? :)

[lost_sloth]

perhaps, james no, Zack, mabie.... but do as your heart desires, like me! muah ha

[_so_and_so_]

Beautiful! I ♥ the female impersonator one!
Do guys still use cheesy pickup lines? Sooooo bad!
Of course there's always the classic "There's something hanging from your nose" I've been waiting to use that one.