i have a new-fangled appriciation for the phrase "fuck you."

Hi, information desk, I don't really have any answers but I can point you in the direction of a useless branch of bureaucracy related only in on a tangent to your concern but trust me, no one here really knows anything, but don't tell them that I told you so ( Read more... )

Lovely writers block. I forgot what you were like, having a term paper due and putting it off until 9 hours before the deadline. First, a few shout-outs, in the 'fuck you' format. Fuck you, Ayatullah Ruhullah Khomeini, and your document's inconsitancies with the rest of the selected readings in chapter 12. And fuck chapter 6 for not having anything ( Read more... )

Oops. I bit my lip and looked off into the distance. What did you say, he asked. Nothing. No, I just didn't hear you, that last part, he insisted. So I told him, -- corporate law, that kind of work--seems like it'd kind of kill your soul. He re-adjusted his posture. Soul, he retorted, I don't believe in that. Oh, me either, I sighed, attempting a ( Read more... )

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Life has been hard lately. (Maybe I prefer being in over my head.)

??"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." (www.cliche.com, perhaps under the category "looking for a white rabbit")

No, I wouldn't have things any other way (as long as I have you).

Maybe I'll write a autobiography someday (this isn't the half of it).

"Is it wrong to think you're better than people ( Read more... )

Q:What did the crop say ot the farmer ( Read more... )

Livejournal is a sad excuse for a journal ( Read more... )

This has been the most stressful week of my life. I've barely had time enough to catch one REM cycle a night, but stimulants have not been necessary to get me through thanks to this perpetual stream of adrenaline that keeps me feeling as though I've been on a roller coaster cart slowing dragging towards that first terrifying drop but never quite ( Read more... )