Comments | lostboymatty: Listen to me, seriously

lostboymatty

Listen to me, seriously

Aug 31, 2004 21:43

Ladies, no matter how close you are to a guy, we don't care you have to take a shit. Here lately, a lot of my girlfriends have been telling me they have to take a shit. Look, I'm trying to get with you, I don't want to know you have to shit. Unless we're married, and have been for some time, keep that shit to yourself.

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paradoxism August 31 2004, 18:47:13 UTC

Would you rather stick it in them without the warning?! o_O

lostboymatty August 31 2004, 19:12:44 UTC

Yeah

paradoxism August 31 2004, 19:18:00 UTC

That could get messy.

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 04:47:01 UTC

I'd rather it be a surprise =\

0mph August 31 2004, 20:32:42 UTC

ditto then cuz we don't care either, atleast i don't.

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 04:46:49 UTC

Good, I don't tell you! :D

laken August 31 2004, 20:40:24 UTC

Matty, I think I am pregnant :(

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 04:46:30 UTC

I KNEW IT HO! >_

laken September 1 2004, 09:44:39 UTC

I told you to use a condom. You said 'no, lara. I shoot blanks'. Get ready to be a daddy :)

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 12:50:08 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHUT UP!

_miss_bayside_ September 1 2004, 09:00:28 UTC

Oh, girls don;t shit?

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 12:50:25 UTC

Yeah, but I don't want to hear about it.

_miss_bayside_ September 1 2004, 19:49:17 UTC

:x:x:x:x:x
*sexes you and shit *
<3333

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 20:01:20 UTC

:o<3333

purfection September 1 2004, 10:26:29 UTC

Why is it ok for a guy to, but a girl can't? :\ -bitch slaps you with a waffle- <3=D

lostboymatty September 1 2004, 12:49:51 UTC

I never said it was >_