I'm so fucking tired of this election already. Just put Law and Order back on and shut up until about September.

Folks, when you are having sex and are about to cum... do you look the person deep into their eyes, letting them know just by the look in your eyes that you love them, or, do you look away... embarrassed?

PS - I need a new icon, help a brother out.

Alright, seriously, I'm horny.

I hate people who start flushing before they're done pissing.

I mean, is it asking too much for people to stop shooting fireworks after about 2 in the morning? Hello fucker, July 4th is over. Not only that, but for the love of God, stop standing RIGHT in the middle of the road shooting them... then when I try to get by, you look at me like I'M the one doing something wrong ( Read more... )

"Welcome back to the dark-side", I say to my dad as I walk in on him passing a bowl with my uncle, Bobby ( Read more... )

Let's see if you fucking losers can at least drop in and say hi, I know it's been awhile, but come on, say hi.

>_

Tomorrow I leave for the beach, I'll be gone a week. Pictures and stuff to follow soon. Peace.

This song reminds me of last summer... all the good times. =*(

SOMEONE MAKE THIS SUMMER AS GOOD AS LAST! =\