657660 How to make love to thirty-three famous women and not die

[lostcosmonaut]

      The first trick is to stay alive for 40 years. Do not under any circumstance commit suicide; succumb to a terminal illness; drive an automobile by carelessness over a sheer cliff; or get murdered by a thief, disgruntled loner, enemy combatant, or jealous spouse. Begin making love to famous women when you turn 14. Fourteen years allows more

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[annakey]

Awesome awesome awesome entry. Bookmarking forever ♥

forever changes

[lostcosmonaut]

salamat Joez

I'm sure Paddy knows all th rules already -- natural ladies' lad

--mza.

[annakey]

I'm really sorry about Kevin Shields, though. Might he still come back maybe? He's probably immortal.

tree of many worlds

[lostcosmonaut]

thank you, J., it'd be a quantum miracle -- probably already happened in a parallel universe, though

He's still definitely alive on Facebook, which could be th 2013 version of a séance

Here, let's listen to this:

--mza.

[wearwoolf]

YES!!!! You're still one of my favourites. Forever and ever.

What a beautiful post.

LJ is the best hideout, because of the people still keeping it alive.

hiding in public

[lostcosmonaut]

salamat, fly

It's a v. exclusive club now, isn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxjxIKdZL9c

--mza.

[dlasky]

MZA - Your #33 -- of course, excellent choice!

these are th days

[lostcosmonaut]

david, and yours is beyond sweetness

In case you missed it, Schaal's ideas are revolutionizing pleasure:

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/to8g3e/stand-up-kristen-schaal--pleasing-a-man

--mza.

[zeldakitty]

You are such an amazing, brilliant, bright, bold star daring to shine. So much <3 <3 <3 for you and for this delicious entry.

th good kind of pressure

[lostcosmonaut]

that is a lot to live up to, M.! But you are kind to say so

I'm trying not to be so much of a shut-in in NOLA this year. Come out for a sno-ball one of these warm days ?

--mza.

[zeldakitty]

A thousand times yes! Hansen's Sno Bliz! You. Me. Fun, or something close to it!

all right

[lostcosmonaut]

how bout this Sat ? I usually go for a long walk after lunch and can meet anywhere

--mza.

[gh0stmeat]

Favorite internet diarist, thank you for writing this, and yes to all (though I would rather have a sleepover with Kara than actually sleep with them) and I hope Kevin Shields is cradled by tins of real tuna, on whatever plane of existence he is on, right now and ever

[lostcosmonaut]

that makes two votes for gertrude

k-pop dominates in th Phil., doesn't it ? I haven't been keeping up w/ music over there -- new Sandwich song sounds pretty good, though

Re separation: "Bell’s Theorem is a mathematical proof derived from physics demonstrating that whenever two particles interact, they are thereafter connected in a mysterious faster-than-light way that doesn’t diminish with time or distance and can’t be shielded."

--mza.