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"Don't Be A Dick!"

i have my lady and life is good

randy-1
everything else- fuck it

im not entirely sure, but i think i might actually be ready for a relationship. a real relationship, in which i actually put my entire heart into. not a fling, not a predestined mistake, and not another "one night stand" that somehow lasts for a week or so. i wanna meet a standup gal with a personality so wild itll make ya drunk. someone i can ( Read more... )

ATTN: I have contracted the disease now known as Bummitis. It is not contagious, but the side effects cause harm to all. I use up all electricity long after all are asleep, strew my clothes around your living space(often losing my pants), drink your beer, smoke your pot, take control of all electronics [mainly computers(preferably Mac's)], and ( Read more... )

yes
awesome
righteous
sweet
kickass
amazing
wonderful
gnarly
fuckin hell yea
magnificient
hoorah
yippeee
majestic
grand
syked
dankalicious
!!!
amen

What we got here is a little game of show and tell.
You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything.

mankind really needs to get off their asses and invest some energy into making a time machine. its always after one has an epiphany that he or she has been cruising by life, taking things for granted, that you lose exactly what it is you have come to understand one needs most. i want my DeLorean.

Peach,
... i lied.

i vacuumed my room today...

best two hours spent in a long time.

well fuck.

this time around it actually hurts.