Your home is a Mansion
Your kitchen is actually a GNC franchise, though all you really need are your Power Bars and Red Bulls. There's a pantry loaded with enough alcohol to survive another Prohibition -- which you do tend to worry about. Get help, man. Your master bedroom has an on-call masseuse and sports therapist. Your study has current ( Read more... )

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Attention D*Cers!

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Wishing a Happy Birthday to garfeimao!

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Okay...I don't even like this show. I never even watch this show. But, this made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups....

http://www.nbc.com/My_Name_Is_Earl/video/#mea=152716

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Must wish you a Happy Birthday misterstuf!!

My opinion on the VMAs....

since I must only focus on the positive I will simply say that Chris Brown was amazing. I could watch that segment over and over. He did Michael Jackson better than MJ. And Alicia Keys was amazing. Other than that, nothing worth watching IMHO.

Do I agree with the winners? No, not really!

I admit it. I'm terribly behind on everything that is or was or wants to be my life. My house is a wreck. My kids are behind in school. My bills have piled up. I'm still getting over my sinus infection. I have loads of appointments to reschedule. My bigexil is going in for an MRI on Monday. Seems he has a bad hip.....and I plead the 5th ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday to joriejc2!!!