Mercy...

[lostforeigner]

It appears that we are in... Hell itself? The foul demons who are beginning to enter the city surely will fall under the might of my sword. Lord, protect me and aid me in defending these good people from their terrible claws. Those of you who are also able to fight must aid me so that we will not perish

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[ipwnturtles]

Why do you want to fight with demons? It's much more fun to make them fall in lurv love~

[lostforeigner]

... ::blushes and averts his eyes:: Good sir, please cover up.

[ipwnturtles]

...By the beard of Zeus, I swear if one more person tells me to put robes on again...

[lostforeigner]

It is impolite, though, to walk about in such a way... And imagine, if a lady should see you!

[screwurockets]

*eyes him scathingly* And who the fuck are you, then?

[lostforeigner]

::bows low, smiling kindly despite his harsh language:: My name is Sir Galahad of Camelot, here to serve our good King and also the Lord on high.

[screwurockets]

Yeah, righ', and I'm Mary Queen of Scots. You got a cigarette?

[lostforeigner]

You don't look like... oh. Believe me, sir, I speak the truth.

What is a cigarette?

[songless_psiren]

*sidles up to shiny armored foot, examining her reflection mournfully*

[lostforeigner]

::looks down and notices the small creature, and watches it with some confusion:: What are you, might I ask? I have never before seen your kind.

[songless_psiren]

*jumps and flails a little, hadn't noticed she'd been noticed* Oh! Why hello there! *straightens her top hat* ...I honestly have no idea. I thought I was a young woman but I appear to be some sort of bug. Dressed like a rich man with poor taste.

[lostforeigner]

Oh dear, are you under the influence of some wicked spell, my good... lady?

[bbluvsu]

*looks mournfully at Galahad* You're about as shiny as my cab was.

[lostforeigner]

Your "cab"? And goodness, yes, I will have to find a place to take off the plate mail at some point. Is there an inn nearby where I could stay the night, perhaps?

[bbluvsu]

Oh. Geez, guy, I don't know. Uh... If there's an inn, there'd be one down there, on Main Street. *points* ...But things are kind of screwed, if you hadn't noticed.

[lostforeigner]

Thank you very much. And yes, I had noticed, it is as if Hell is trying to take over this fine city. Have no fear, I will not allow this to happen.

[can_i_eat_it]

*hovers a few feet above his head, looking mildly alarmed* Foul demons? Where?

[lostforeigner]

::looks up suddenly, then crosses himself before drawing his sword:: Stay back, evil creature!

[can_i_eat_it]

Whoa! *retreats out of sword range, flapping higher* Hey now, put that away!

[lostforeigner]

Begone! Back to Hell from whence you came! ...Even if we seem to be there already.