The adventures truly never end

[losthenfound]

I just got back from the tanning salon, where I injested about four gallons of orange paint while it came shooting at me like a water hose. And if being in a big dark blue box wasn't bad enough, try having the plastic door LOCK. THE. FUCK. ON. YOU.[Cut to me gasping for air and clawing at the door of what can only be described as a verticle coffin

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[anonymous]

wow
you + motorcycle = sexiness++

do itttt!