On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

( my xmas stocking )

Nobody expects...PEDRO!

Bills suck.

That is all.

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Stolen from mscongeniality: How much do you really know about me? Comments are screened, and I will post your score but not your answers ( Read more... )

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

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So we went out to dinner after voting. (Obligatory: I voted. Did you?) We went to a local diner/hole in the wall we go to often and sit down. Our server approaches our table and begins to take our drink order when I notice that perhaps she is bleeding. I mention this to her ( Read more... )

My aunt is coming to visit. I should probably say that I do not like my aunt. She is a loud-mouthed, bigoted, paranoid hag of a woman who drives me bat shiat crazy. Intrusiive doesn't quite begin to cover it and my whole weekend is shot because she's coming in from out of state and I have to sit and listen to her skewed version of history (family ( Read more... )

Lostindreams25's Halloween party:

aemasu dressed as Marilyn Manson.

andrea_lambda didn't dress up, spoilsport.

attesmythe dressed as the Governor of North Carolina.

damienroc dressed as a elk, and it suited them all too well.

danilynna dressed as a Level 12 ranger.

danno_san dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.

dr4b dressed as a ( Read more... )