Only my Filipino friends will get this, it's super funny:
>* Bongga ka 'day! Bongga ka 'day! Sige lang, sige
> lang... Itaas ang kilay MO.
>
> * On My Own, Les Miserables- On my own, DEPENDING he's
> beside me... (pretending)
>
> * Ironic, Alanis Morrisette - Isn't it ironic...
> TWENTY-SIX? (Don't you think?)
>
> * Sometimes when we touch..... I wanna hold you til I
> die, til we both break down and cry... etc, i wanna
> hold you till the PYRAMIDS subside! (FEAR IN ME)
>
> * Can't Stop by Air Supply- Kampens-AP, the
> feeling's too strong, we've got A-WAN-TU-TRI-POR!
> Pens-AP, etc.....(I CANT STOP/WILL TO HANG ON)
>
> * Greatest Love of All - I decided long ago, never
> to walk in edu manzano... (I decided long ago, never
> to walk in anyone's shadow)
>
> * Cry by Mandy Moore - A walk to remember... it was
> late afternoon (I'll always remember, it was late
> afternoon)
>
> * All My Life by K-ci and Jojo - supposed to be you're
> like my mother, supposed to be you're like my sister
> (close to me you're like my mother... close to me
> you're like my sister)
>
> * Where's the Love - People killing, people flying,
> children hurt and living, crying... (People killing,
> people dying; children hurt and you hear them
> crying)
>
> * Leaving on a jet plane - so kiss me and SMAFFLE
> me... (so kiss me and smile for me...)
>
> * Usher & Alicia's My Boo - It started when we were
> younger you were NINE... (It started when we were
> younger you were mine)
>
> * Eto pa: ...and you were my BEYBLADE... it started
> when were younger you were FINE... hehehe....
>
> * if I Ain't Got You by Alicia Keys - "some people
> want TAMBOURINES.." (diamond rings)
>
> * Mariah's VIson of Love- Treated me kind, sweet
> destiny...Carried me FRUIT INSPIRATION... (through
> desperation)
>
> * Britney's Baby One More Time - My ONLY NEST is
> killing me... (My loneliness....)
>
> * Tubthumping (Chumbawumba) - I get knocked down by an
> elephant, my momma's gonna bring me down... (I get
> knocked down, but I get up again...)
>
> * Crush by Jennifer Paige - "i-splash, a little
> crush.."
> ("it's just.. a little crush..")
>
> * Red Hot's Californication - "Viva
> Californication...."
> (Dream of Californication...)
>
> * No scrubs, TLC - "A scrub is a guy who thinks he's
> fine but is also known as a BUS STOP" (buster)
>
> * Waterfalls by TLC: Don't go JASON waterfalls...
> (Chasin')
>
> * John Mayer - You're ALICE IN WONDERLAND... You're
> ALICE IN WONDERLAND I'll use my hands (Body is a
> wonderland)
>
> * Baa Baa Black Sheep: "Baa baa black sheep, heavy on
> the road..."
>
> * With A Smile by Eraserhead! s: "lift your HAND..
> baby dont be scared.. (HEAD!!!)
>
> * Wag Na Wag Mong Sasabihin by Kitchie Nadal:
> maaaaaaaaaag... , magdamag mong sasabihin........
>
> * two-trick pony by sandwich - i have been waiting
> for you all night under the glow of the INSECT LIGHT
> (...under the glow of YOUR SATELLITE)
>
> * On Bended Knees by Boyz II Men: Oh God give me the
> eason, I'M DOWN...ABANDON ME... (I'm down on bended
> knee)
>
> * Red Hot's Zephyr Song: Fly away on my CELLPHONE...I
> feel it more than ever (Fly away on my zephyr)
>
> * Anima Christi- Soul of Christ... SAT BESIDE me...
> (sanctify me)
>
> * Luwalhati sa Diyos- Tanggapin mo...ang aming
> KAHIHIYA'N... (kahilingan)
>
> * Take and Receive- PLEASE make me rich, all else will
> I forego (these make me rich...)
>
> * Nothing's gonna change my love for you... you know
> NAMAN MY LOVE how much I love you...