Comments | lostinthecrazy: can't be different AND sexy, oh no.

lostinthecrazy

can't be different AND sexy, oh no.

Oct 22, 2007 21:47

Now, I hadn't gone to ivillage.com in a long time. I thought about it tonight and thought why not? Well, now I know why not. And I won't ever go back. It's gone the way of a ton of other women's resources: how to hook a man and get preggers. 'Cause, come on, ladies, that's all we want out of life when we really think about it.

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machagagobed October 23 2007, 02:58:47 UTC

When I do my hair, I do it for me. Not for what some random guy on the street will think about it.
"Oh no, what will men think if I cut my hair?"
What is this, the fifties?

lostinthecrazy October 23 2007, 03:25:11 UTC

but cameron, how can we meet men if we don't look like celebrities?

machagagobed October 23 2007, 03:47:41 UTC

Oh, I'll never get married!
I'm already 20 and not married, I'll be an old maid! Where are all my babies?

lostinthecrazy October 24 2007, 01:38:51 UTC

holy crap I still love sassbot

jivelizard124 October 23 2007, 19:33:43 UTC

Nothing quite says deep meaningful relationship and long term commitment material more then long flowing hair... why else do you think I'm dating david?

If only he'd be smart and do his hair like Jessica Alba...

PS: It makes me so sad to see girls strive so hard to be perfect for someone else only to fail time and time again...

lostinthecrazy October 24 2007, 01:39:15 UTC

haha, you should run that idea by him. I'm sure he'll be all for it!

henny_penny October 24 2007, 18:18:20 UTC

I knew I shouldn't have cut my hair over the summer. Now I'll never get married! I'm completely unlovable and repulsive. Oh woe is me, if only I were as perfect as Jessica Alba. At least I understand all men now. That really just unlocked all the mysteries of the universe for me.

Who seriously thinks like this?! I want so badly to believe this is a joke.

lostinthecrazy October 25 2007, 19:15:11 UTC

apparently, enough people thought this dude was smart enough to give him a book deal. ugh. The name of the book is "The MANual." No joke.

I just love how simple it is. Be pretty and people will marry you. That's all you need. No personality or anything. And basically, just like in high school movies, having a personality means you're ugly. At least until the hot girl decides to take off your glasses and let your hair down. Again, the hair is key.